Our Thirteenth Week of Ordinary Time Begins.

 

Welcome to the Thirteenth week of Ordinary Time. 

Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional  “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1

O LORD, please don’t burn us,   Don’t grill or toast your flock,

Don’t put us on the barbecue,  Or simmer us in stock,

Don’t braise or bake or boil us,  Or stir fry us in a wok. 

Thank you for that smooth rendition it calmed my anger a bit.  Now please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode 13 page 176 where the prophets say …

Squatter	Too much man, groovy, great scene. Great light show, baby.
Surgeon	What are you doing in there?
Squatter	We're doing our own thing, man.
Surgeon	Have you got Mr Nottob's permission to be in there?
Squatter	We're squatters, baby.
Surgeon	What? (to nurse about Notlob) Nurse, wake him up. (she slaps his face)
Squatter	Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.
Surgeon	It is where I'm standing and it blows my mind, young lad. (looks inside Notlob) Good Lord! Is that a nude woman?
Squatter	She's doing an article on us for 'Nova', man.
Girl	(her head also appearing through slit) Hi everyone. Are you part of the scene?
Surgeon	Are you rolling your own jelly babies in there?

Open your hymnal to page 21 and join us in singing “Here comes another one” 

Here comes another one,  Here it comes again
Here comes another one,  When will it ever end?

I dunno whatever it is,  I've not seen one before
But here comes another one,  And here comes a bunch of 'em
Here comes another one,  Thank God I'm not having lunch with them

Now please open The Holy Text volume 2 to episode 29 page 89 where the prophets say …

Man	I want to complain. ('Spreaders' who is just inside the door hits man on the head with a mallet) Ooh!
Spreaders	No, no, no, hold your head like this, and then go 'waaagh'! Try it again. (he hits him again)
Man	Waaghh!
Spreaders	Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...
Man	No!
Spreaders	Now. (hits him)
Man	Waagh!
Spreaders	That's it. That's it. Good.
Man	Stop hitting me!
Spreaders	What?
Man	Stop hitting me.
Spreaders	Stop hitting you?
Man	Yes.
Spreaders	What did you come in here for then?
Man	I came here to complain.
Spreaders	Oh I'm sorry, that's next door. It's being hit on the head lessons in here.
Man	What a stupid concept.

Homily:  Well Parishioners, the truth, ever so slowly, begins to surface from the COVID lunacy our governments have forced us to live through.  It all began a few months ago when a German Newspaper apologized for blatant fear mongering and mindlessly following the government story line for the pandemic (https://summit.news/2021/08/03/editor-in-chief-of-germanys-top-newspaper-apologizes-for-fear-driven-covid-coverage/). This voice was echoed about two months ago when a Danish newspaper also issued an apology to its readers a little more clearly (https://www.zerohedge.com/covid-19/we-failed-danish-newspaper-apologizes-publishing-official-covid-19-narratives-without) admitting they had failed their readers. 

So what have these “legacy Media” outlets (and all the rest that lack the basic integrity to admit their mistake) been failing at?  Well that too has been slowly leaking out through the incompetence of the liars and the lies they told. For example, when the Yahoo “fact(less) ChECKA’s” accidentally admitted (https://www.yahoo.com/news/fact-check-vaccinated-people-dying-143012895.html) that a growing percentage of the COVID hospitalized were actually fully vaccinated while trying to deny that the majority of the hospitalized were fully vaccinated.  Or when Jon Stewart recently attacked the “Legacy Media” for trying to be the arbiters of truth (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jon-talks-misinformation-with-ev-williams-and-dr/id1583132133?i=1000550651240  ). 

Well now, thanks to law suits and Freedom of Information requests perhaps we will be learning sooner rather than later.  The paperwork submitted by Pfizer and Moderna (Pfizer in particular though) is going to be released now, as opposed to in 75 years as they wished, and said paperwork has caused Pfizer to release some new guidance to the stock prices (https://www.zerohedge.com/covid-19/pfizer-quietly-adds-language-warning-unfavorable-pre-clinical-clinical-or-safety-data-may  ).  This new advisory warns investors that “unfavorable: pre-clinical, clinical, or safety data” may adversely effect their stock price! 

I just can not wait to see what that “data” may be, and foretell. 

Amen  

Please join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” second verse. 

Oh Please don’t lightly poach us,  Or Baste us with hot fat,

Don’t fricassee or roast us,    Or boil us in a vat,

And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord,  In a Rotissomat.