Week Two of Pythnalia Honoraria, Ms Carol Cleveland.

Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional  “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1

O LORD, please don’t burn us,   Don’t grill or toast your flock,

Don’t put us on the barbecue,  Or simmer us in stock,

Don’t braise or bake or boil us,  Or stir fry us in a wok. 

Welcome to the Second week of our SUPER time, “Pythonalia Honoraria” where we will spend four weeks celebrating the four Honorary Pythons.  This week, week two, we will celebrate Carol Cleveland, who appeared in all four seasons of the tele show and in all of the Python Movies as well. 

Now please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode 5 page 63 where the prophets say …

She	Oh, oh, oh Bevis, should we?
Bevis	Oh Dora. Why not?
She	Be gentle with me.
	Cut to film montage. Collapsing factory chimney in reverse motion; pan up tall soaring poplars in the wind; waves crashing; fish in shallow water fountains; exploding fireworks; volcano erupting with lava; rocket taking off, express train going into a tunnel; dam bursting; battleship broadside; lion leaping through flaming hoop; Richard Nixon smiling; milking a cow; planes refuelling in mid-air; Women's Institute applauding; tossing the caber; plane falling in flames; tree crashing to the ground; the lead shot tower collapsing (normal motion). Cut back to the girl in bed.
She	(smoking) Oh Bevis, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening?
	We see Bevis, with small projector.
Bevis	Just one more, dear.
She	Oh.

Open your hymnal to page 9 and join us in singing “The Philosopher Song” verse 2

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away,  Half a crate of whiskey every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, And Hobbes was fond of his dram.

Now please open The Holy Text volume 2 to episode 36 page 181 where the prophets say …

Second Assistant	There's a 'Bridget - Queen of the Whip'.
Nid	Yes...
Second Assistant	Or 'Naughty Nora'... or there's this one: 'Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal'. Or there's 'Sister Teresa - The Spanking Nun'.
Nid	Mmmm... I see ... you don't have anything specially about Devon and Cornwall?
Second Assistant	No. I'm afraid not, sir.
Nid	The one I was really after was Arthur Hotchkiss's 'Devonshire Country Churches'.
Second Assistant	Well how about this, sir: 'Bum Biters'.
Nid	No ... not really ... I don't suppose you have any general surveys of English Church architecture?
Second Assistant	No, it's not really our line, sir.
Nid	No, I see. Well, never mind I'll just take the 'Lord Lieutenant in Nylons' then, and these two copies of 'Piggie Parade'. Thank you.
Second Assistant	Right, sir.

 

Homily:  Dear Parishioners.  As we consider the comfort and security that the gentle Carol Cleveland brought to all of us and the Pythons as well, I find that it is time to consider the “comfort and security” that our own governments say they are giving us, especially in the face of the COVID-19 Pandemic.  In particular I will look at the government scientists “assurances” that the mRNA ‘jabs’ are “safe and effective”. 

To start this line of inquiry off I give you the CDC’s own statement concerning the safety of the mRNA ‘jabs’ ( https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/vaccines/facts.html  ). This set of ten “Myths” and “Facts” are their attempt to combat “misinformation” concerning the ‘jabs’.  I bring to your specific attention numbers 8 and 9 from this list.  Note how they are nestled away at the bottom of the list?  Note the last item, but just above it.  Honestly how many people actually read all the way to the bottom of a list?  

Number 8 says ” MYTH: COVID-19 vaccines authorized for use in the United States shed or release their components.”  Naturally, The website goes on to state that the facts are that the ‘jabs’ do no such thing, that would be naughty!  Once again, our “scientists” inability to play well with each other has led to conflicting statements being made.  It seems that the N.I.H. (run by Anthony Fauci) says that this is not true ( https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34654691/ ).  Instead noting that the “spike protein exosomes” were free floating about the body by the 14^th day after the ‘jab’.  Parishioners will be excused for not knowing the scientist definition of an “exosome” which Science.org says “Exosomes are a type of extracellular vesicle that contain constituents (protein, DNA, and RNA) of the cells that secrete them. They are taken up by distant cells, where they can affect cell function and behavior.”  (https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.aau6977#:~:text=Exosomes%20are%20a%20type%20of,affect%20cell%20function%20and%20behavior.)  Needless to say, this sounds a LOT like “shedding parts” to me. 

Number 9 says “MYTH: COVID-19 vaccines can alter my DNA.” Naturally, once again the website says that such activity would be naughty and that “the vaccines do not interact with your DNA in any way.”  However, according to a recent issue of the peer reviewed journal “Current Issues in Molecular Biology”, the Pfizer Vaccine DOES transcribe itself into the Human Liver Cell Nucleus ( https://www.mdpi.com/1467-3045/44/3/73/htm#B39-cimb-44-00073 )!  Whoopsy, Houston we seem to have a problem here!  

Oh and here is more info on the Pfizer jab meandering around the human and rat body (https://www.docdroid.net/xq0Z8B0/pfizer-report-japanese-government-pdf#page=22). 

Finally, here are a group of doctors raising the ethical question that since the mRNA vaccines are meandering around the human body and causing organ inflammation and damage, perhaps it is not ethical to keep jabbing people with them ( https://doctors4covidethics.org/long-term-persistence-of-the-sars-cov-2-spike-protein-evidence-and-implications-2/ ).  So perhaps we need to get the scientists to figure out what the science is, before they set loose a fourth round of vaccinations? 

Amen  

Please join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” second verse. 

Oh Please don’t lightly poach us,  Or Baste us with hot fat,

Don’t fricassee or roast us,    Or boil us in a vat,

And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord,  In a Rotissomat.