Welcome to Week Eight of Extra Ordinary Time

 


This week we will take a look at recent developments in the search for the origin of the COVID-19 virus – Hint CHINA.   

Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional  “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1

O LORD, please don’t burn us,   Don’t grill or toast your flock,

Don’t put us on the barbecue,  Or simmer us in stock,

Don’t braise or bake or boil us,  Or stir fry us in a wok. 

Thank you for your spirited rendition I am certain it fended off millions of microbes in the prophets names.  


Please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode 19 page 252 where the prophets say …

Interviewer

Mr L. F. Dibley's 'Finian's Rainbow'. And now over to me. (close-up of interviewer) Exclusively on the programme today we have the Foreign Secretary, who has just returned from the bitter fighting in the Gulf of Amman. He's going to tell us about canoeing.

On the bank of a river seen from the other side. There is a canoe on the bank a man in a pinstripe suit stands beside it.

SUPERIMPOSEN CAPTION: 'THE FOREIGN SECRETARY'

He gives a little cough and gets in. Two Arabs run in from other side of frame, lift up the canoe and throw it and the Foreign Secretary into the water. Cut back to the interviewer.

Interviewer

That gives you just some idea of what's going on out there. Today saw the long-awaited publication of the Portman Committee's Report on Industrial Reorganization...


Open your hymnal to page 22 and join us in singing “Henry Kissinger?”  Verse 1

Henry Kissinger,  How I'm missing yer
You're the Doctor of my dreams,  With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare

And your machiavellian schemes,  I know they say that you are very vain
And short and fat and pushy but at least you're not insane,  Henry Kissinger

How I'm missing yer,  And wishing you were here



Now please open The Holy Text volume 2 to episode 42 page 280 where the prophets say … trivializing the war

General

Five shillings a dozen? That's ordinary cabbages, is it? And what about the bombs?... Good Lord, they are expensive.

A corporal rushes in.

Corporal

Sir!

General

Yes, what is it?

Corporal

News from the Western Front, sir.

General

Yes ... ?

Corporal

Big enemy attack at dawn, sir ...

General

Yes ... ?

Corporal

Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...

General

They what ... ?

Corporal

.. and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.

General

(in disbelief) Good God! How did our chaps react?

Corporal

Well, they were jolly interested, sir. Some of them ... I think it was the 4th Armoured Brigade, sir, they ... well, they went and had a look at the spiders, sir.

General

Oh my God! All right, thank you, Shirley.

A girl emerges from under the table. She is a blonde WAAF.

Corporal

Sir!

General

(to a sergeant) Get me the Prime Minister. (the sergeant opens the door, Churchill stands outside) Not that quickly! (the sergeant shuts the door) Gentlemen, it's now quite apparent that the enemy are not only fighting this war on the cheap, but they're also not taking it seriously.

Ageing General

Bastards ...

 


Homily:  Parishioners, this week as the Biden/Harris Administration continued to watch the economy collapse, our friends at Zerohedge put out an article summing up the state of knowledge on the origin of the COVID-19 Virus (https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/world-health-organization-finally-admits-covid-lab-leak-theory-possibility ) please read it at your convenience. In this brilliant overview the basic situation is laid bare.    

First, among the basic facts is that the actual COVID-19 Virus is a 96% genetic match for virus samples that have been found in the Wuhan Institute of Virology for years prior to the outbreak ( https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7982270/ ).  So the W.I.V. has been working on this for some time. 

Second, it is now a proven fact, for journalists who still follow facts, that the American N.I.H. funded gain-of-function- research on corona viruses at the W.I.V. (https://theintercept.com/2021/09/09/covid-origins-gain-of-function-research/).  So Anthony Fauci paid money to the people who developed the COVID-19 virus, specifically to work on the type of virus that became COVID-19.  Thus Fauci and his cronies share some of the blame with the W.I.V. staff. 

Finally, NOW the World Health Organization states that the “Lab Leak Theory” needs study (https://www.wivb.com/news/world/who-covid-origins-unclear-but-lab-leak-theory-needs-study/)  Of course the W.H.O. already looked into this matter (by asking the Chinese if this is what happened) so it is unclear what if any difference this call is going to accomplish. 

But at least now the liars are realizing that their lies are some blatantly wrong that they are untenable and something closer to the truth will have to be discussed.  Perhaps someday, someone, will admit the truth.  While this is not that admission, at least it is a step in the direction of truth. 

Amen  


Please join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” second verse. 

Oh Please don’t lightly poach us,  Or Baste us with hot fat,

Don’t fricassee or roast us,    Or boil us in a vat,

And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord,  In a Rotissomat. 

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