Week Four of Silly Time
Welcome to the Four Week of “Silly Time”, The six week period between when the gifts of the prophets were bestowed upon Britain and when the same gifts were poured out upon the colonies. This is a time of solemn introspection and reflection on our lives and their direction.
Please
open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional “O Lord
Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1
O LORD, please don’t burn us, Don’t grill or
toast your flock,
Don’t put us on the barbecue, Or simmer us in stock,
Don’t braise or bake or boil us, Or stir fry us in a
wok.
Thank you for that
spiritual rendition I appreciated the drone as I contemplated my bad habits.
Now
please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode19 page 254 where the prophets say
…
Host: Excuse me a moment.
Please open your hymnal
to page 8 and join us in singing “The Money Song verse 1”.
I've
got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas
I've got forty thousand French francs in my
fridge
I've got lots of lovely lira
Now the deutschmark's getting dearer
And my dollar bills could buy the Brooklyn
Bridge
There is ... nothing quite as
wonderful as money!
There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash!
Some people say it's folly, but I'd rather have
the lolly
With money you can make a splash!
Now please open The Holy
Text volume 2 to episode 29 page 76 where the prophets say …
Idle: Good evening, and
welcome to The Money Programme. Tonight on The Money Programme, we're going to
look at money. Lots of it. On film, and in the studio. Some of it in nice
piles, others in lovely clanky bits of loose change. Some of it neatly counted
into fat little hundreds, delicate fivers stuffed into bulging wallets, nice
crisp clean checks, pert pieces of copper coinage thrust deep into trouser
pockets, romantic foreign money rolling against the thigh with rough
familiarity, beautiful wayward curlicued banknotes, filigreed copper plating
cheek by jowl with tumbly rubbing gently against the terse leather of
beautifully balanced bank books!!
Idle: I'm sorry.
Idle: But I love money.
Homily Parishioners, this week we got to see the
economic incompetence of world leaders on full display. And the suffering that the common people must
endure for their elected leaders failings.
Here in America we are told the “Rootin-Tootin Putin” is responsible for
all energy issues we and our friends face.
However, in China, which is profiting on the low Russian energy they can
buy we still see massive energy shortages causing rationing (https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/tesla-nio-ev-charging-stations-go-dark-china-rations-power).
If the western media bothered to report such things I wonder how they
would spin it?
Meanwhile in
Germany the consumers are furious about their skyrocketing fuel costs. Naturally their politicians are cowering in
their bunkers making protestations that complaining is “Fascism”. So the lowly ruled have only the call centers
for the energy companies to vent their frustrations on (https://www.reuters.com/markets/europe/energy-company-call-centres-bear-brunt-germans-fury-soaring-bills-2022-09-16/).
Unfortunately the call center drones are unable to do anything and are
stuck paying the same rates at their own homes.
Finally, this week
the magnificent people at Statista produced a graphic demonstration of the
United Kingdom’s cost of living crisis (https://www.zerohedge.com/personal-finance/breaking-down-uks-cost-living-crisis).
As usual Statista does its customary high quality and in depth work
allowing anyone with eyes to see where all of Europe is headed as this crisis
plays out. Britain is just further down
the drain than places like Germany.
Amen
Please
join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn
Us” second verse.
Oh Please don’t lightly poach us, Or Baste us with hot
fat,
Don’t fricassee or roast us, Or boil us in
a vat,
And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord, In a
Rotissomat.
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