Week Five of Silly Time
Welcome to the Five Week of “Silly Time”, The six week period between when the gifts of the prophets were bestowed upon Britain and when the same gifts were poured out upon the colonies. This is a time of solemn introspection and reflection on our lives and their direction.
Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1
O LORD, please
don’t burn us, Don’t grill or toast
your flock,
Don’t put us on
the barbecue, Or simmer us in stock,
Don’t braise or
bake or boil us, Or stir fry us in a
wok.
Chemist: (JOHN) Right. I've got some of your prescriptions here. Er, who's
got the pox? (nobody reacts) ... Come on, who's got the pox ...
come on... (a man timidly puts his hand up) . .. there you go. (throws bottle to the man with his hand up) Who's got a boil on the bum... boil
on the botty. (throws bottle to the only man standing up) Who's got the chest rash? (a woman with a large bosom puts up hand) Have to get a bigger bottle. Who's
got wind? (throws bottle to a man sitting on his own) Catch.
(Caption on the screen: 'THE CHEMIST SKETCH -
AN APOLOGY')
Voice Over: The BBC would like to apologize for the
poor quality of the writing in that sketch. It is not BBC policy to get easy
laughs with words like bum, knickers, botty or wee-wees. (laughs
off camera) Ssssh!
(Cut to a man standing by a screen with a
clicker.)
BBC Man: These are the words
that are not to be used again on this programme
(He clicks the clicker. On screen appear the
following slides:)
B*M B*TTY P*X KN*CKERS W**-W** SEMPRINI
(A girl comes into shot.)
Girl: Semprini!?
BBC Man: (pointing) Out!
Please open your hymnal
to page 27 and join us in singing “A Plea For Tolerance and Understanding: in a
world full of F**king Loonies!”
Never be rude to and
Arab, An Israeli, or Saudi, or Jew,
Never be rude to an
Irishman, no matter what you do, …
Now please open The Holy
Text volume 2 to episode 36 page 186 where the prophets say …
(We see a table outside a restaurant. A young couple are sitting
blissfully at it.)
She: It's nice here,
darling, isn't it. He: It's beautiful, it's Paris
all over again.
(Enter a vicar, dressed normally but has bald wig with fright
hair at sides. He carries a suitcase.)
Vicar: Excuse me, do you
mind if I join you? He: Er, no... no... no... not
at all.
Vicar: Are you sure you
don't mind? He: Yes, yes, absolutely.
Vicar: You're sure I
won't be disturbing you? He: No, no.
Vicar: You're absolutely
sure I won't be disturbing you? She: No, no
really.
Vicar: Good. Because I
don't want to disturb you. Specially as you're being so kind about me not
disturbing you.
He: Oh, no, no, we don't
mind, do we, darling? She: Oh no, darling.
Vicar: Good, so I can go
ahead and join you then? Can I? Both: Yes ...
yes...
Vicar: Won't be
disturbing? Both: No. No.
Vicar: Good, good.
You're very kind. (he sits down) A lot of people are far less understanding than you are. A
lot of people take offense even when I talk to them. (he
makes strange gestures with his hands) Let alone when I specifically tell them about my being
disturbing.
He: ... Well, it's not
particularly disturbing.
Vicar: No, absolutely,
absolutely, that's what I always say. (he produces plates from
his case and smashes them on the table) But you'd be amazed at the number of people who really don't
want me - I mean, even doing this (he produces a rubber
crab suspended from a ping-pong paddle and a rubber baby doll and bobs them up
and down, making loud silly noises as he does so) gets people looking at me in the most
extraordinary way. (he breaks more plates and squirts shaving
cream over his head; he and she get up to leave)
Homily Dear
Parishioners. In recent British Health
Care training it has been noted that White People Need to change how they think
and view the world and accept that all white culture is racist so all whites
need to change. This is being pushed on
all new employees entering Britain’s National Heath Service (https://senioronboarding.leadershipacademy.nhs.uk/blog-dear-white-people-in-the-uk/), no wonder so
many of them bolt for America at their earliest opportunity!
As if this drivel was not enough
the same White majority of Britain are being told that they should expect to
receive a lower standard of care as those of other races deserve higher standards
due to racial discrimination in the past.
In a recent news article it was revealed that now whites and only whites
can be denied health care entirely if it is determined that they exhibit “racist”
or “homophobic” views. (https://summit.news/2020/02/18/uk-hospitals-to-deny-care-to-racist-or-homophobic-patients/) Thus since all whites are racist, they can be
denied health care for the perceived views.
Just in case this is not insanity
defining enough, additionally in Britain The Churchill Trust has decided to
scrub all references to Winston Churchill.
(https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/16087014/winston-churchill-erased-from-own-charity/) Truly astonishing to see the man who saved
Britain almost single handedly from surrender to Nazi Germany being removed
from his charity in a “Wokist” purge of stupidity!
And finally to prove that the Wokest extremism is getting
worse, wilder and wider. In Canadabad they are now calling for and practicing Book
Burnings in the name of sympathy for Native Americans harmed in the past (https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/book-burning-at-ontario-francophone-schools-as-gesture-of-reconciliation-denounced). It really does know no end of depths, this
new leftist round of stupidity!
Amen
Please join us in our recessional
on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” second verse.
Oh Please don’t
lightly poach us, Or Baste us with hot
fat,
Don’t fricassee
or roast us, Or boil us in a vat,
And please don’t
stick thy servants, Lord, In a
Rotissomat.
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