Week Two of Silly Time
Welcome to the Second Week of “Silly Time”, The six week
period between when the gifts of the prophets were bestowed upon Britain and
when the same gifts were poured out upon the colonies. This is a time of solemn introspection and
reflection on our lives and their direction.
Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1
O LORD, please
don’t burn us, Don’t grill or toast
your flock,
Don’t put us on
the barbecue, Or simmer us in stock,
Don’t braise or
bake or boil us, Or stir fry us in a
wok.
Thank you for that spiritual
rendition it warmed my heart as I walked to the pulpit. Now please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode13 page 176
where the prophets say …
Notlob What?
Surgeon Mr Notlob, there’s nothing
wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t
prolong.
Please open your hymnal to page 16 and join us in singing “Bing Tidde Tiddle Bong”.
Bing Tiddle Tiddle
Bang, Bung Tiddle Tiddle Bang,
Bung Tiddle Tiddle
Tiddle Tiddle Tiddle,
Bung Tiddle Tiddle
Bong, Bung Tiddle Tiddle Bing,
Bung Tiddle Tiddle Bang,
Bing Tiddle
Tiddle, Bang Tiddle Tiddle, Bong
Tiddle Tiddle,
Bing Tiddley Ding Ding
Bang Bong.
Please recite with me
from memory the birth scene from Monty Python’s “The Meaning of Life”…
Obstetrician 1: Get the EEG, the BP monitor, and the AVV.
Obstetrician 2: And get the machine that goes 'ping!'.
Obstetrician 1: And get the most expensive machine - in case
the Administrator comes.
Patient: What do I do?
Obstetrician: Nothing, dear, you're not qualified.
Hospital Administrator: Ah, I see you have the machine that goes
'ping!'. This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we
sold it to - that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the
capital account.
[The doctors and
onlookers applaud.]
Hospital Administrator: Thank you, thank you. We try to do our best.
Well, do carry on.
[As the doctors
drop the baby into an incubator, the mother looks up.]
Patient: Is it a boy or a girl?
Obstetrician: Now, I think it's a little early to
start imposing roles on it, don't you? Now, a word of advice. You may find that
you suffer for some time a totally irrational feeling of depression. PND is
what we doctors call it. So it's lots of happy pills for you, and you can find
out all about the birth when you get home. It's available on Betamax, VHS, and
Super 8.
Homily As the “Medical Dictators” continue to blame the people who choose not to get the vaccines for the spread of COVID, they point out that 84% of people getting hospitalized locally are unvaccinated, they conveniently ignore that those same statistics mean the 16% (one in six) of the hospitalized are fully vaccinated! Problems with the vaccine efficacy seem to growing at an alarming rate. Of course this should be expected since COVID-19 is related to the Common Cold, and we all know how well our “medical masters” have done with curing the common cold.
Meanwhile, these same “medical experts” are currently
ignoring an outbreak of the Bubonic Plague.
This outbreak is not in some third world country, but rather in the
State of Colorado here in the U.S.! (https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/colorado-health-officials-monitoring-literal-plague-activity-least-6-counties-after-child) Obviously, COVID-19 (with an under 2% death
rate for the infected), is significantly LESS er… more, yes MORE! Dangerous that the Bubonic Plague (with approximately
a 100% death rate for those who develop the classic “buboe”) So it makes sense that they continue to push people
toward getting a vaccine for COVID as it loses effectiveness instead of
fighting that silly old Bubonic Plague.
Of course maybe they just do not want us to notice that the Harris/Biden
justice department has decided NOT to even investigate whether Democratic
Governors who packed COVID patients into Nursing Homes might have killed
helpless senior citizens who originally lived there. I mean its not like one Democrat State
Attorney General is already investigating one of the “Gang of Four” already (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/us-wont-investigate-governors-who-ordered-nursing-homes-accept-covid-positive-residents) So as a recap, Do get your waning COVID Vaccine
(some protection is better than none).
Do not go to Colorado, unless you have already fought off the Bubonic
Plague. And NEVER trust a Democrat when
they say they are not going to KILL you.
Enjoy the next week in our The Onion based reality.
Amen
Please join us in our recessional
on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” second verse.
Oh Please don’t
lightly poach us, Or Baste us with hot
fat,
Don’t fricassee
or roast us, Or boil us in a vat,
And please don’t
stick thy servants, Lord, In a
Rotissomat.
Comments
Post a Comment