Week Six of Extra Ordinary Time
This week please enjoy our service in honor of the prophet Michael P.
Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our
processional “O Lord Please Don’t Burn
Us” Verse 1
O LORD, please
don’t burn us, Don’t grill or toast
your flock,
Don’t put us on
the barbecue, Or simmer us in stock,
Don’t braise or
bake or boil us, Or stir fry us in a
wok.
Please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode 8 page 96 where the prophets say …
Sergeant |
Two civilian gentlemen to see you ... sir! |
Colonel |
Show them in please, sergeant. |
Sergeant |
Mr Dino Vercotti and Mr Luigi Vercotti. |
The Vercotti brothers enter. They wear Mafia suits and dark
glasses. |
|
Dino |
Good morning, colonel. |
Colonel |
Good morning gentlemen. Now what can I do for you. |
Luigi |
(looking round office casually)You've ... you've got a nice army base here,
colonel. |
Colonel |
Yes. |
Luigi |
We wouldn't want anything to happen to it. |
Colonel |
What? |
Dino |
No, what my brother means is it would be a shame if... (he knocks something off mantel) |
Colonel |
Oh. |
Dino |
Oh sorry, colonel. |
The world today seems absolutley crackers, With nuclear
bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger. It's depressing,
and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like chinese, I like chinese,
They only come up to you knees, Yet they're always friendly and
they're ready to to please.
I like chinese, I like chinese,
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today, You'd
better learn to like them, that's what I say.
Now please open The Holy Text volume 2 to episode 34 page 156 where the prophets say …
Pither |
Excuse me. Is this the British Consulate? |
Chinaman |
Yes yes... si si...that is correctment. Yes... Piccadilly
Circus, mini-skirt and Joe Lyons. |
Pither |
I wish to see the consul, please. |
Chinaman |
Yes, yes, speakee speakee... me Blitish consul. |
Pither |
Oh! (he
examines his diary.) You
are Rear Admiral Sir Dudley Compton? |
Chinaman |
No. He died. He have heart attack and fell out of window onto
exploding bomb, and was killed in a shooting accident. I...I his how you
say...succ...sussor. |
Pither |
Oh, successor. |
Chinaman |
I'm his successor, Mr Atkinson. |
Pither |
Oh. |
Chinaman |
Would you like drinkee? Or game bingo? |
Pither |
Well.... A drink would be very nice. |
The Chinaman claps his hands and another runs in and bows
obsequiously. |
|
Chinaman |
Mr. Livingstone. Go and get sake. |
Livingstone |
Yes, Boss. (goes) |
Chinaman |
How is Tonblidge Wells? How I long to see again walls of
famous Shakespeare-style theatre in Stlatford-on-Avon. |
Pither |
Oh well, I'm a West Country man myself, Mr. Atkinson. |
Chinaman |
Oh Texas - Arizona - Kit Carson Super Scout. |
Pither |
No. No. West of England... Cornwall. |
Chinaman |
(with difficulty) Coron... worll... |
Pither |
Cornwall. |
Chinaman |
Coronworl...oh yes know Coronworl very well. Went to school
there, mother and father live there, ah yes. Go many weekend parties and polo
playing cards in blidge club. Belong many clubs in Coronworld. |
Homily: Parishioners,
so I thought it might be a good time to pause all the doom and gloom about the
food supply and economy and remind you all of the clown car crash that is the
Sleepy Uncle Joe/“Harris” Administration.
As is usual, The Biden/Harris Administration has been doing its
best to be the laughing stock of the world.
First up we have the recent announcement by a U.S. consulate
in Mexico which urged staff to stay indoors because of the ongoing gun fights
on the streets ( https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/us-consulate-mexico-border-city-urges-staff-stay-indoors-after-gunfight-2022-03-14/ ). Naturally, this is the same border that the Biden/Harris
administration wants to open for immigration!
The Biden/Harris
Administration apparently does not even need to actually open the border. People from across the border are already
getting in for a most Remarkable purpose “Crime Tourists” (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10619547/Spate-home-burglaries-California-linked-criminal-tourists-target-rich.html )! Just when you think it can not get worse, the clown car
disgorges another astounding turn of events.
It turns out that now people are sneaking across the same border that the
Biden/Harris Administration wants to open to steal from Americans and
then sneaking back across the border to enjoy their stolen goods. The criminals now look at America as simply a
convenient pile of loot to come and steal from to enrich their lives back
home. These clowns are literally
presiding over the ‘redistribution’ of our wealth to criminals in other
countries.
Now, as a final note it turns out that
other nations are quite aware of how pathetically the “Adults in the Room” also
known as our “Clown Car” Administration are performing. Saudi Arabia, once upon a time our “friend”, now
mocks Biden Harris openly on their TV shows (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/you-know-things-are-bad-when-saudi-state-tv-mocks-biden). Just think, all these antics in less than 18, these clowns
have 30 months more of damage to do to our country.
Amen
Please join us in our recessional
on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” second verse.
Oh Please don’t
lightly poach us, Or Baste us with hot
fat,
Don’t fricassee
or roast us, Or boil us in a vat,
And please don’t
stick thy servants, Lord, In a
Rotissomat.
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