Welcome to Week Five of Extra Ordinary Time
This week please enjoy our service in honor of the prophet Terry G.
Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our
processional “O Lord Please Don’t Burn
Us” Verse 1
O LORD, please
don’t burn us, Don’t grill or toast
your flock,
Don’t put us on
the barbecue, Or simmer us in stock,
Don’t braise or
bake or boil us, Or stir fry us in a
wok.
Please open The Holy
Text volume 1 to episode 4 page 44 where the prophets say …
Cut to colonel: army recruitment posters on wall behind him. |
|
Colonel |
Right, cut to me. As Officer Commanding the Regular Army's
Advertising Division, I object, in the strongest possible terms to this
obvious reference to our own slogan 'It's a dog's life... (correcting himself rapidly) a man's life in the
modern army' and I warn this programme that any recurrence of this sloppy
long-haired civilian plagiarism will be dealt with most severely. Right, now
on the command 'cut', the camera will cut to camera two, all right,
director... (cut to a man sitting
at desk) Wait for
it! (cut back to colonel) Camera cut. (cut to man; he has a Viking helmet on) |
Open your hymnal to page
38 and join us in singing “Accountancy Sea Shanty”
It
can be manly in insurance, We'll up your premium semi-annually
It's all tax deductible, We're fairly incorruptible
We're sailing on the wide accountancy!
Oh,
this is fun, Mr Cohen, fetch me another exotic cheroot, Up, up, up
your premium
Up, up, up your premium (Scribble away!), Up, up, up your premium
(And balance the books)
Now please open The Holy Text volume 2 to episode 45 page 334 where the prophets say …
Brigadier |
Dear Sir, I wish to protest in the strongest possible terms.
Yours sincerely, Brigadier N. F. Marwood-Git (retired). Read that back, will
you, Brian. |
Bishop |
And when he had built up Cedron, he sent Horsemen there, and
an host of footmen to the end that issuing out they might make outroads upon
the ways of Judea, as the King commanded them... |
Brigadier |
Good! Pop it in an envelope and bung it off! It's no good
bottling these things up, Brian. If you feel them you must say them or you'll
just go mad... |
Bishop |
Oh yes indeed ... as the book of Maccabee said ... Ye as the
flea is like unto an oxen, so is the privet hedge liken unto a botanist black
in thy sight, O Lord! |
Brigadier |
Quite... Look why don't you just nip out for lunch, Brian... |
Bishop |
Yea ... as Raymond Chandler said, it was one of those days
when Los Angeles felt like a rock-hard fig. |
Brigadier |
Brian, let's stop this pretending, shall we. |
Bishop |
Oh... ye... as Dirk Bogarde said in his autobiography... |
Brigadier |
Brian... let's stop all this futile pretence... I've... I've
always been moderately fond of you... |
Bishop |
Well to be quite frank, Brigadier ... one can't walk so
closely with a chap like you for... for so long without... feeling something
deep down inside, even if it isn't anything... anything ... very much. |
Brigadier |
Well, splendid... Brian... er... well I don't suppose there's
much we can do, really. |
Bishop |
Not on television ... no... |
Brigadier |
No... they ... they are a lot more permissive these days than
they used to be... |
Bishop |
Ah yes... but not with this sort of thing... |
Brigadier |
No ... I suppose they've ... got to draw the line somewhere... |
Bishop |
Yes... |
Brigadier |
Well take a letter, Brian. Dear Sir, I wish to protest... |
Homily: Parishioners, this week we will examine some problems that have developed over the almost years that the COVID-19 vaccines have been around. From the very start these vaccines have been under the careless supervision of politicians who have only been interested in getting something out there to try and play the “hero”. Recently, a Government Accounting Office report found that many employees were placed under severe pressure to speed up the process (https://www.gao.gov/products/gao-22-104613) These pressures were applied to all levels of the scientific oversight: CDC, NIH, and FDA.
Such interference makes any problems that develop at least
partially the responsibility of the politicians who pressured the vaccines
through. Fortunately, due to the “stellar
efforts” of the Legacy Media if there were any problems we would of course
immediately know about the issues right?
WRONG! In adults a problem called
‘Vagus Nerve Damage’ has been discovered ( https://www.jpost.com/health-and-wellness/article-696452 ). But
this is neither the only, nor even the most egregious issue that has emerged
(despite the legacy media’s ignoring of the problems).
China, which developed its own vaccine for COVID-19 has discovered
Leukemia in some of the children who received the vaccine ( https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/children-china-diagnosed-leukemia-after-taking-chinese-vaccines
). Since this Chinese Vaccine was used
all around the world the problem has been detected where ever children were vaccinated
with this “product”.
Problems are not only developing in China and third world
countries. In Europe a few weeks ago, a
new condition called “Hepatitis of Unknown Origin”, or “H.U.O.” emerged in
children of various ages ( https://www.ecdc.europa.eu/en/news-events/update-hepatitis-unknown-origin-children
). The one common thread was that they
all had received the Pfizer/Moderna Vaccine.
Remember that Hepatitis is a condition caused by a malfunctioning Liver
not doing its job of cleaning the blood properly. Bringing us back to last week’s Homily which
revealed that the Pfizer Vaccine enters and bonds with Liver Nuclei. More recently, this condition has also been
found in America ( https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/severe-hepatitis-kids-dozens-cases-reported-us-europe-rcna24553
). Once again, the only common
connection found is that the children all had either the Pfizer or Moderna
Vaccine.
When these Vaccine problems are considered in the light of
newly developed respiratory issues for infants and Toddlers that have been
caused by the Actual COVID-19 Virus in these youngest patients ( https://www.hsj.co.uk/public-health/exclusive-government-alert-over-surge-in-respiratory-virus-affecting-babies-and-toddlers/7030061.article
) a very concerning choice arises for parents.
Do they Vaccinate and risk their children developing Hepatitis or
Leukemia, or do they not Vaccinate and risk life time respiratory issues for
their children.
When this week’s information is taken in consideration with
last week’s a picture emerges. This
picture shows politicians pressuring scientists to speed up vaccine
processing. And the resultant vaccines
are now obviously causing harm to humans who take them. Where is the accountability in this issue?
Amen
Please join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” second verse.
Oh Please don’t lightly
poach us, Or Baste us with hot fat,
Don’t fricassee
or roast us, Or boil us in a vat,
And please don’t
stick thy servants, Lord, In a
Rotissomat.
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