The Ninth Week of Ordinary Time

 

Welcome to the Ninth week of Ordinary Time.

Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional  “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1

O LORD, please don’t burn us,   Don’t grill or toast your flock,

Don’t put us on the barbecue,  Or simmer us in stock,

Don’t braise or bake or boil us,  Or stir fry us in a wok. 

While I appreciate the Rocking style of this weeks entrance hymn, perhaps a beachball being bounced about the sanctuary was a bit much.  Now please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode 12 page 151 where the prophets say …

Himmler

How do you do there squire, also I am not Minehead lad but I in Peterborough, Lincolnshire was given birth to, but stay in Peterborough Lincolnshire house all during war, owing to nasty running sores, and was unable to go in the streets play football or go to Nürnberg. I am retired vindow cleaner and pacifist, without doing war crimes (hurriedly corrects himself) tch tch tch, and am glad England win World Cup - Bobby Charlton, Martin Peters - and eating lots of chips and fish and hole in the toads, and Dundee cakes on Piccadilly line. Don't you know old chap I was head of Gestapo for ten years. Five years! No, no, nein, I was not head of Gestapo at all...I make joke.

Landlady

Oooh, Mr Bimmler, you do have us on. (A telephone rings) Oh excuse me I must go and answer that. (leaves the room)

Open your hymnal to page 4 and join us in singing “Holzfaller Song”  Verse 1

Ich wollte... ein Holzfäller sein! Ja, ein Holzfäller! Der von Baum zu Baum hüpft, die auf den mächtigen Wassern von Südtirol hinabschwimmen.

 Die gigantische Rotbuche! Die Lärche! Die Tanne! Die kräftige Kiefer! Der Duft von frisch gefälltem Holz!

 Das Geräusch der stürzenden mächtigen Bäume! An meiner Seite, mein liebes Mädel... Und wir würden singen, singen, singen...

 

Now please open The Holy Text volume 2 to episode 34 page 155 where the prophets say …

Gulliver	I have seen an agent in the town. My life is in danger.
Pither	Danger, Clodagh?
Gulliver	Stalin has always hated me.
Pither	No one hates you, Clodagh.
Gulliver	I will not let myself fall into the hands of these scum.
Pither	I think you should go and have a little lie down, my dear. There is a busy day tomorrow of concerts and promotional tours.
Gulliver	I. One of the founders of the greatest nation on earth. I! Whom Lenin has called his greatest friend.

 

Homily  Parishioners, as I continue my recovery from a bout of Covid, this week has proven TRULY staggering.  This stunning week began with a paper written by a collection of national security experts (https://foreignaffairs.house.gov/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/VandenbergCovidLetter[21].pdf).  These experts are criticizing media and scientists for trying to suppress the lab leak origin theory for Covid-19!  I am heartened to hear them criticizing the lies, but where were they two years ago? 

Next, it came out that a think tank predicts that literally 1/3 of Americans will be on permanent disability by March of 2023 (https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/100-million-americans-be-medicaid-march-think-tank-projects).  The staggering number is based on the horrific numbers of Americans who are being laid low by the long term impacts of Covid-19. 

But the hit parade of news did not stop there.  Next, the lead author of the research trials for the mRNA “jabs” warns that the covid “vaccinations” must be STOPPED due to too many cardiac deaths among those vaccinated (https://www.zerohedge.com/covid-19/lead-author-research-pfizer-and-moderna-trials-warns-covid-vaccinations-must-be-stopped)!  The long term impacts of this “jabs” seem to get worse every week. 

Even this did not conclude the week.  It also came out that Sweden has joined the list of countries that have ordered the mRNA “jabs” to cease being used immediately (https://dailysceptic.org/2023/01/13/covid-vaccines-are-obviously-dangerous-and-should-be-halted-immediately-say-senior-swedish-doctors/)!  The Swedes say the “jabs” are too dangerous and they want an investigation to get to the bottom of the situation. 

Finally, on Friday, January 13th, 2023, in the biggest and most shocking news of all, the American CDC has declared that Pfizer is dangerous due to a rising link to strokes (https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/vaccines/safety/bivalent-boosters.html)!  They are specifically citing the “Bivalent” boosters in this announcement, but I am sure the rest will follow.  Sometimes weeks can feel like years with the amount of events that happen.  This appears to be just one of those weeks. 

Amen

Please join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” second verse. 

Oh Please don’t lightly poach us,  Or Baste us with hot fat,

Don’t fricassee or roast us,    Or boil us in a vat,

And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord,  In a Rotissomat.