Week Two of Pythonalia Honoraria
Welcome to the Second week of our
SUPER time, “Pythonalia Honoraria” where we will spend four weeks celebrating
the four Honorary Pythons. This week, week two, we will celebrate Carol
Cleveland, who appeared in all four seasons of the tele show and in all of the
Python Movies as well.
Please
open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional “O Lord
Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1
O LORD, please don’t burn us, Don’t grill or toast
your flock,
Don’t put us on the barbecue, Or simmer us in stock,
Don’t braise or bake or boil us, Or stir fry us in a
wok.
Now please open The Holy
Text volume 1 to episode 5 page 63 where the prophets say …
She |
Oh, oh, oh Bevis,
should we? |
Bevis |
Oh Dora. Why not? |
She |
Be gentle with me. |
Cut to film montage.
Collapsing factory chimney in reverse motion; pan up tall soaring poplars in
the wind; waves crashing; fish in shallow water fountains; exploding
fireworks; volcano erupting with lava; rocket taking off, express train going
into a tunnel; dam bursting; battleship broadside; lion leaping through
flaming hoop; Richard Nixon smiling; milking a cow; planes refuelling in
mid-air; Women's Institute applauding; tossing the caber; plane falling in
flames; tree crashing to the ground; the lead shot tower collapsing (normal
motion). |
|
She |
(smoking) Oh Bevis, are you going to do anything
or are you just going to show me films all evening? |
We see Bevis, with
small projector. |
|
Bevis |
Just one more, dear. |
She |
Oh. |
Open your hymnal to page 9 and join us in singing “The Philosopher Song” verse 2
John
Stuart Mill, of his own free will, On half a pint of shandy was particularly
ill.
Plato,
they say, could stick it away, Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle,
Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, And Hobbes was fond of his dram.
Now please open The Holy
Text volume 2 to episode 36 page 181 where the prophets say …
Second Assistant |
There's a 'Bridget -
Queen of the Whip'. |
Nid |
Yes... |
Second Assistant |
Or 'Naughty Nora'...
or there's this one: 'Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal'.
Or there's 'Sister Teresa - The Spanking Nun'. |
Nid |
Mmmm... I see ...
you don't have anything specially about Devon and Cornwall? |
Second Assistant |
No. I'm afraid not,
sir. |
Nid |
The one I was really
after was Arthur Hotchkiss's 'Devonshire Country Churches'. |
Second Assistant |
Well how about this,
sir: 'Bum Biters'. |
Nid |
No ... not really
... I don't suppose you have any general surveys of English Church
architecture? |
Second Assistant |
No, it's not really
our line, sir. |
Nid |
No, I see. Well,
never mind I'll just take the 'Lord Lieutenant in Nylons' then, and these two
copies of 'Piggie Parade'. Thank you. |
Second Assistant |
Right, sir. |
Homily Parishioners, the
saying “the dumbing down of America” has been around for many years, but it
seems to be intensifying from the current “leaders” of our country. Recently the Biden/Harris
Administration decided to remove an older rule that barred hiring people in a
country from working in our intelligence agencies ON that country. In the past considerable concerns about the potential
of spying against America drove this rule.
But now this rule is being tossed out (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/us-state-department-lifts-assignment-restrictions-used-discourage-foreign-recruiting). Naturally the change is in the name of “diversity”! Hmm, let me think “diversity” or “National
Security” which needs attention?
Of course the idiocy not only continues,
but expands. The U.S. Intelligence Chief
recently ordered that future hiring at
the various intelligence agencies needs to focus on … wait for it … “diversity,
equity, and inclusion” (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/us-intel-agencies-need-focus-intensely-diversity-equity-inclusion-intelligence-chief-says)! Not quality applicants. Not experienced applicants. The intelligence agencies require “diverse
applicants”. I am sure that there will
be NO impact on our intelligence services from this directive – and by “NO” I
mean “MASSIVE”!
Just in case the “D. E. I.” wagon had not gone
off the track with the above stories we can also add the following. “D.E.I.” ‘kool aide drinkers” are now calling
for the “Culling” of diversity critics (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/take-them-slaughterhouse-trustee-calls-culling-dei-critics). Before anyone tries to defend this sort of “hate
speech” please note that the cretin specifically calls for taking such critics
to the “slaughterhouse”, so this is not ‘hyperbole’, it is a call to murder!
SO how does all this tie into “the Dumbing
down of America” you might ask? The
recent story of the cancellation of the National Geographic Geographic Bee in
the name of “Equity” should make the matter “easy peasy Japanesey” to
understand (https://support.nationalgeographic.org/s/article/National-Geographic-GeoBee).
So now we can literally replace facts (Geography), with personally feelings
(Equity). I am sure that this will
cascade to larger problems as the years roll along. Good luck finding our way throurgh this
mess.
Amen
Please
join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn
Us” second verse.
Oh Please don’t lightly poach us, Or Baste us with hot
fat,
Don’t fricassee or roast us, Or boil us in
a vat,
And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord, In a
Rotissomat.
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