The Eleventh Week of Extra Ordinary Time

 

Welcome to the Eleventh week of Extra Ordinary Time. Year Six

Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional  “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1

O LORD, please don’t burn us,   Don’t grill or toast your flock,

Don’t put us on the barbecue,  Or simmer us in stock,

Don’t braise or bake or boil us,  Or stir fry us in a wok. 

Please make sure that all recording devices and Cell Phones are turned off for this week's homily as I do not want any electronic eavesdropping this time around.  Please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode 17 page 231 where the prophets say …

BBC Man	These are the words that are not to be used again on this programme.
	He clicks the clicker. On screen appear the following slides: B*M B*TTY P*X KN*CKERS W**-W** SEMPRINI
	A girl comes into shot.
Girl	Semprini!?
BBC Man	(pointing) Out!
	Cut back to the chemist's shop. The chemist appears again.
Chemist	Right, who's got a boil on his Semprini, then?
	A policeman appears and bundles him off. Cut to another chemist's shop with a different chemist standing at the counter. SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'A LESS NAUGHTY CHEMIST'S'

Open your hymnal to page 26 and join us in singing “I’m so Worried” Verse 2

I'm so worried about my hair falling out,  And the state of the world today
And I'm so worried about being so full of doubt,  About everything anyway

I'm so worried about modern technology,  I'm so worried about all the things
That they dump in the sea, I'm so worried about it,  Worried about it, worried, worried, worried

Now please open The Holy Text volume 2 to episode 25 page 19 where the prophets say …

	An important-looking current affairs set. On the back wall behind the presenter huge letters say: 'World Forum'
Presenter	Good evening. Tonight is indeed a unique occasion in the history of television. We are very privileged, and deeply honoured to have with us in the studio, Karl Marx, founder of modern socialism, and author of the 'Communist Manifesto'. (Karl Marx is sitting at a desk; he nods) Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov, better known to the world as Lenin, leader of the Russian Revolution, writer, statesman, and father of modern communism. (shot of Lenin also at desk; he nods) Che Guevara, the Cuban guerrilla leader. (shot of Guevara) And Mao Tse-tung, leader of the Chinese Communist Party since 1949. (shot of Mao; the presenter picks up a card) And the first question is for you, Karl Marx. The Hammers - The Hammers is the nickname of what English football team? 'The Hammers? (shot of Karl Marx furrowing his brow- obviously he hasn't a clue) No? Well bad luck there, Karl. So we'll go onto you Che. Che Guevara - Coventry City last won the FA Cup in what year? (cut to Che looking equally dumbfounded) No? I'll throw it open. Coventry City last won the FA Cup in what year? (they all look blank) No? Well, I'm not surprised you didn't get that. It was in fact a trick question. Coventry City have never won the FA Cup. So with the scores all equal now we go onto our second round, and Lenin it's your starter for ten. Teddy Johnson and Pearl Carr won the Eurovision Song Contest in 1959. What was the name of the song? ... Teddy Johnson and Pearl Carr's song in the 1959 Eurovision Song Contest? Anybody? (buzzer goes as in 'University Challenge'.' zoom in on Mao Tse-tung) Yes, Mao Tse-tung?
Mao Tse-tung	'Sing Little Birdie'?

Homily: Parishioners, As the British current primary political parties continue their implosion I though a look at what is happening in what is soon NOT to be Lord Starmer’s “little fiefdom”.  But first, a simple look at Spain demonstrates what happens if a country tries to legalize the illegals. A leaked police memo shows that since April, when the socialists decided to mass legalize 500,000 illegals, another 500,00 have crawled in expecting the same result (https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/so-hows-spains-mass-migrant-amnesty-working-out).  So that plan is already ballooning out of control and is obviously not how to handle the current mess.

Meanwhile in Starmerland the incredible confusion of Lord Starmer’s rule continues.  Recently he decided that 16 year olds were too unsophisticated to handle being on Tik Tok (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/too-young-tiktok-old-enough-vote), yet they are still old enough to vote in his mind.  He can not be out of office soon enough for the country’s sake.  Inflaming his incompetence it has now been discovered that the BBC has turned over a new children’s show to “pro migrant” George Soros linked activists to help “shape” the show (https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/bbc-hands-soros-linked-pro-migrant-campaigners-direct-access-shape-childrens-show).  I predict that the results will be bad, but I am sure they will “earn” several awards. 

Finally, the decrepit Conservative party has realized their time may well be limited as Reform is growing steadily.  One of the recent bevy of former PM’s Liz Truss (the 49 day wonder) publicly admitted that “migration” is used to destroy the west (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/former-uk-prime-minister-admits-mass-migration-being-weaponized-undermine-western).  Probably too little and too late, but then the “Lord does love a sinner come to their senses” so maybe it is a real reckoning?  Only time will tell, btu based on the most recent elections it does not seem to matter for the Tories fate. 

Amen

Please join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” second verse. 

Oh Please don’t lightly

poach us,  Or Baste us with hot fat,

Don’t fricassee or roast us,    Or boil us in a vat,

And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord,  In a Rotissomat.