The Fifth Week of Silly Time Year 6/7

 

Welcome to the Fifth week of “Silly Time”. Year Six/Seven

Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional  “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1

O LORD, please don’t burn us,   Don’t grill or toast your flock,

Don’t put us on the barbecue,  Or simmer us in stock,

Don’t braise or bake or boil us,  Or stir fry us in a wok. 

Thank you for that spiritual rendition it warmed my heart as I low crawled to the pulpit.  Now please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode20 page 271 where the prophets say …

Cyril: In the debate a spokesman accused the Government of being silly and doing not at all good things. The member accepted this in a spirit of healthy criticism, but denied that he'd ever been naughty with a choirboy. Angry shouts of 'what about the watermelon, then?' were ordered by the Speaker to be stricken from the record and put into a brown paper bag in the lavvy. Any further interruptions would be cut off and distributed amongst the poor. For the Government a Front Bench Spokesman said the agricultural tariff would have to be raised, and he fancied a bit. Furthermore, he argued, this would give a large boost to farmers, and a lot of fun to him, his friend and Miss Moist of Knightsbridge. From the back benches there were opposition shouts of 'postcards for sale' and a healthy cry of 'who likes a sailor, then?' from the Minister without Portfolio. Replying, the Shadow Minister said, he could no longer deny the rumors but he and the dachshund were very happy; and, in any case, he argued, rhubarb was cheap and what was the harm in a sauna bath.

7 hours later

The Minister of Technology met with three Russian Leaders today to discuss a 4 million pound airliner deal.  None of them were indigenous to Australia, carried their babies in pouches or ate those yummy eucalyptus leaves.  Yum, yum.  That’s the news for wombats and now Attila the Bun!

Open your hymnal to page 18 and join us in singing “Oliver Cromwell” verse 4

And Cromwell sent Colonel Pride to purge the House of Commons
Of the Presbyterian Royalists leaving behind only the rump Parliament
Which appointed a High Court at Westminster Hall to indict
Charles, the first for tyranny, ooh! Charles was sentenced to death
Even though he refused to accept that the court had jurisdiction
Say goodbye to his head

Now please open The Holy Text volume 2 to episode 45 page 338 where the prophets say …

Attenborough: (slapping the side of a tree) Well here it is at last ... the goal of our quest. After six months and three days we've caught up with the legendary walking tree of Dahomey, Quercus Nicholas Parsonus, resting here for a moment, on its long journey south. It's almost incredible isn't it, to think that this huge tree has walked over two thousand miles across this inhospitable terrain to stop here, maybe just to take in water before the two thousand miles on to Cape Town, where it lives. It's almost unimaginable, I find - the thought of this mighty tree strolling through Nigeria, perhaps swaggering a little as it crosses the border into Zaire, hopping through the tropical rain forests, trying to find a quiet grove where it could jump around on its own, sprinting up to Zambia for the afternoon, then nipping back ... (a native whispers in his ear) Oh, super ... well, I've just been told that this is not in fact the legendary walking tree of Dahomey, this is one of Africa's many stationary trees, Arborus Barnbet Gaseoignus. In fact we've just missed the walking tree... it left here at eight o'clock this morning... was heading off in that direction... so we'll see if we can go and catch it up. Come on boys.

Homily: Parishioners, Now that I have finally gotten caught up on the Ceuta news I feel that it is time to look at another issue on American Society, the Dumbocrat Socialista of Amerika.  In the past I have pointed out the rising chorus of Dumbocrats who are worried about DSA overrun of The Dumbocrats.  These calls have continued as recently Bill Maher used his show to talk about the dangers and destruction the DSA is causing (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/im-not-living-communist-america-bill-maher-blasts-marxist-dsa-democrats-says-he-may-vote).  But the Dumbocrats, more consumed by the TDS than looking to the future continue to allow the cancer to grow and metastasize.

Of late the loudest mouth of the DSA has been Hasan Piker.  Among other idiocies that “Pitch Hiker” has launched have been a litany of statements about hating America, America deserved 9-11, and making fun of the assassination of Charlie Kirk (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/assassination-sing-long-hasan-piker-mocks-murdered-charlie-kirk-cheering-crowd).   All this while Michigan’s own Abdul El-Sayed talks about “choking out” Republicans.  But lately “Pitch Hiker” has launched a new call to evil.  This reprobate has actually called for “All White women to be raped!” and the “White Race to be exterminated” (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/inflection-point-arrives-dsas-unofficial-america-hating-communist-mascot)!  Still the Dumbocrats refuse to denounce this hominid’s evil inclinations.  With Abdul El-Sayed commenting that “he did not come here to denounce anyone’s views”.  I guess the Dumbocrats really are as depraved Their Piker mouth piece. 

But just in case anyone is inclined to say, that is just one DSA voice, please listen to it straight from the leaders of the DSA, they want to destroy America (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/you-better-get-ready-war-socialists-call-war-streets-end-capitalism).  In that article the DSA is calling for violence in the streets the end of things like the Supreme Court, Senate and Presidency.  Oh yes and “a purge of all moderate Dumbocrats from the party”!  Truly the French Revolution all over again.  The only positive being that in that first run all the “revolutionaries” get killed as well so hopefully they will self destruct even if the Dumbocrats are too incompetent to realize their own danger. 

Amen

Please join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” second verse. 

Oh Please don’t lightly

poach us,  Or Baste us with hot fat,

Don’t fricassee or roast us,    Or boil us in a vat,

And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord,  In a Rotissomat.