The Fourth Week of Silly Time 6/7

 Welcome to the Fourth week of “Silly Time”. Year Six/Seven

Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional  “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1

O LORD, please don’t burn us,   Don’t grill or toast your flock,

Don’t put us on the barbecue,  Or simmer us in stock,

Don’t braise or bake or boil us,  Or stir fry us in a wok. 

 

Welcome to the Fourth Week of “Silly Time”, The six week period between when the gifts of the prophets were bestowed upon Britain and when the same gifts were poured out upon the colonies.  This is a time of solemn introspection and reflection on our lives and their direction. 

Thank you for those dulcid tones they are much better than the sounds of this week’s debate.  Now please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode 12 page 150 where the prophets say …

Hitler	Ach. Good time...good afternoon.
Landlady	Ooh planning a little excursion are we Mr Hilter?
Hitler	Ja, ja. We haff a little... (to others) Was ist rückweise bewegen?
Von Ribbentrop	Hike.
Himmler	Hiking.
Hitler	Ah yes, ve make a little hike for, for Bideford.
Johnson	(leaning over map) Oh well, you'll want the A39 then...no, no, you've got the wrong map there, this is Stalingrad, you want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section.
Hitler	Ah! Hein...Reginald you have the wrong map here you silly old leg-before-wicket English person.
Himmler	I'm sorry mein Fuhrer. I did not...(Hitler slaps him) Mein Dickie old chum.

Open your hymnal to page 31 and join us in singing “Anything goes in” 

Anything goes in.  Anything goes out!
Fish, bananas, old bananas,  Mutton! Beef! and Trout!
Anything goes in.  Anything goes out.  (Repeat)

Now please open The Holy Text volume 2 to episode 38 page 222 where the prophets say …

Second Major	(looking up) Look out!
	SUPERIMPOSED SUBTITLE: 'REGARDEZ LA!'
	They cower as MacDonald flashes through the skylight and lands on the table where he lies rigid with his knees drawn up. He ticks ominously.
Second Major	He hasn't gone off.
	SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'ZE HABE NICHT GESHPLODEN'
First Major	(speaks in Russian)
	SUBTITLE: 'QUICK! RING THE UNEXPLODED SCOTSMAN SQUAD'
Second Major	Yes my General!
	Superimposed subtitle in Chinese.
	Cut to a phone ringing on the branch of a tree. Pull back to show a Scotsman lying on his back with his knees drawn up in the middle of a field. Two Russian bomb experts are crawling towards him cautiously.
	SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'UNEXPLODED SCOTSMAN DISPOSAL SQUAD'
	They go to work on him. Tense close ups. They sweat. Finally they remove his head. One of them runs hurriedly and places it in a bucket labelled 'Vodka '.
	SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'WHISKY'
	The sound of drunken gurglings comes from the bucket. Pull back to show that this is on a screen at the back of a panel game set. Fade it out as camera in studio pans down to the presenter.

Homily: Parishioners, Though we sill have more than three months left in the year, I think we may have already found our “Twit of the Year” winner.  Pedro Sanchez, Socialist Prime Minister of Spain.  Although I wanted to go in a different direction, I was coerced into a third week of Ceuta stories as they simply keep piling up.  Since we all know the media desperately WANTS the Ceuta situation to go well, since even they can not sell it as such you know it is truly “a parade of horribles”. 

The predictable reports of the ‘migrants’ (all military age males as usual) killing and eating cats and birds are rife in the news (https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/ceuta-invaders-are-now-eating-cats-and-birds-report) having now reached main stream media.  But these invaders have taken the trend to a whole new level and were caught on video catching a baby dolphin, clubbing it to death and eating it (https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/meanwhile-ceuta).  Only the very highest standards of western civilization being exhibited by these vandals. 

But now the ‘migrants/invaders” are starting to show their true intentions as they have started conducting ambush attacks against the stretched thin Spanish police and military personnel in Ceuta (https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/our-military-helpless-migrant-ambush-targeting-military-vehicles-ceuta-was-pre-planned) including being brazen enough to attack armored vehicles!  And now, having all but over run Ceuta, the “migrants” with obvious assistance from “advocates”/Human Traffickers have begun making literal amphibious assaults on the famed beaches of Spain proper, with tourists panicking as the transports “hit the beach” (https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/spanish-beach-stormed-ceuta-chaos-spreads)!  I wonder how long until the poop spraying migrants depopulate Spain’s destination beaches? 

These public debacles have predictably led to hundreds of thousands of people taking to the streets of Madrid to protest the government’s “plans” and lack of response to this invasion (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/save-us-our-traitor-govt-massive-madrid-protests-erupt-over-socialist-regimes-handling).  In the past I visited Spain, and was always terrified/impressed with the Spanish Gardia Civil’s ability to “deal” with problems.  As this Ceuta mess has unfolded I have wondered why the Guardia was not sent to Ceuta to sort this mess out, like all other messes over the last century.  After viewing the protests in that last story I now think I know why the Guardia has NOT been sent.  Sanchez is not worried about the “migrants’ doing what everyone knows they would do.  Sanchez is worried about what the people of Spain are going to do about what the migrants are doing to their country; he is keeping the Guardia close to suppress the people of Spain.  Here is hoping the Guardia side with Spain instead!

Amen

Please join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” second verse. 

Oh Please don’t lightly

poach us,  Or Baste us with hot fat,

Don’t fricassee or roast us,    Or boil us in a vat,

And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord,  In a Rotissomat.