Second Week of Silly Time

 

Welcome to the Second Week of “Silly Time”, The six week period between when the gifts of the prophets were bestowed upon Britain and when the same gifts were poured out upon the colonies.  This is a time of solemn introspection and reflection on our lives and their direction. 

Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional  “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1

O LORD, please don’t burn us,   Don’t grill or toast your flock,

Don’t put us on the barbecue,  Or simmer us in stock,

Don’t braise or bake or boil us,  Or stir fry us in a wok. 

Please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode 11 page 146 where the prophets say …

Canning	The stuff of history is indeed woven in the woof. Pearl Harbour. There are pages in history's book which are written on the grand scale. Events so momentous that they dwarf man and time alike. And such is the Battle of Pearl Harbour, re-enacted for us now by the women of Barley Townswomen's Guild.
	Cut to a muddy corner of a field. Miss Rita Fairbanks stands talking straight to camera. Behind her lurk five more pepperpots.
Canning	(voice over) Miss Rita Fairbanks - you organized this reconstruction of the Battle of Pearl Harbour - why?
Rita	Well we've always been extremely interested in modern drama ... we were of course the first Townswomen's Guild to perform 'Camp On Blood Island', and last year we did our extremely popular re-enactment of 'Nazi War Atrocities'. So this year we thought we would like to do something in a lighter vein...
Canning	So you chose the Battle of Pearl Harbour?
Rita	Yes, that's right, we did.
Canning	Well I can see you're all ready to go. So I'll just wish you good luck in your latest venture.

Please open your hymnal to page 16 and join us in singing “Bing Tidde Tiddle Bong”. 

Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bang,    Bung Tiddle Tiddle Bang,

Bung Tiddle Tiddle Tiddle Tiddle Tiddle,

Bung Tiddle Tiddle Bong,    Bung Tiddle Tiddle Bing,

Bung Tiddle Tiddle Bang,

Bing Tiddle Tiddle,    Bang Tiddle Tiddle,    Bong Tiddle Tiddle,

Bing Tiddley Ding Ding Bang Bong.

Please recite with me from memory the birth scene from Monty Python’s “The Meaning of Life”…

Obstetrician 1: Get the EEG, the BP monitor, and the AVV.

Obstetrician 2: And get the machine that goes 'ping!'.

Obstetrician 1: And get the most expensive machine - in case the Administrator comes.

Patient: What do I do?

Obstetrician: Nothing, dear, you're not qualified.

Hospital Administrator: Ah, I see you have the machine that goes 'ping!'. This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to - that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

[The doctors and onlookers applaud.]

Hospital Administrator: Thank you, thank you. We try to do our best. Well, do carry on.

[As the doctors drop the baby into an incubator, the mother looks up.]

Patient: Is it a boy or a girl?

Obstetrician: Now, I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it, don't you? Now, a word of advice. You may find that you suffer for some time a totally irrational feeling of depression. PND is what we doctors call it. So it's lots of happy pills for you, and you can find out all about the birth when you get home. It's available on Betamax, VHS, and Super 8.

Homily  As the Legacy media continues its “lies till they are believed” approach to ‘covering’ (up) the election I thought it would be a good idea to look at some recent glaring problems that have ‘arrived’.  As a starting point please note that the illegals are as you read this releasing various plagues into America, the most recent one is a Measles Epidemic (https://abc7ny.com/post/measles-cases-identified-nyc-migrant-shelter-clinton-hill/15056084/)  So thanks Kumala and Joe, for all those who get sick. 

In an even more direct threat to Americans Kumala and Joe recently released 99 wanted terrorists who were caught illegally entering the U.S. into our general population (https://judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-subsites/republicans-judiciary.house.gov/files/evo-media-document/FILE_6538.pdf)!  So, just like when Bill Clinton allowed the terrorists into America who spearheaded the September 11^th attacks, who ever wins the election later this year can thank the current incompetence of these two for the results. 

As if plagues and terrorists were not enough of a failure the Kumala/Biden Administration is now fighting in court to “protect” a further half a million illegals from deportation (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/biden-announces-protection-against-deportation-some-illegal-immigrants).  Which only makes sense in the Bizzaro World the Democans have created for the last three years. 

Finally, it should come as no surprise that when 3 MORE Palestinian terrorists are caught at the Southern Border, newly minted candidate Kumala has launched her “Vampaign” with a denial of her having ANYTHING to do with the Biden/Harris administration border ‘plan’ (https://nypost.com/2024/07/28/us-news/palestinian-terror-suspects-caught-after-crossing-illegally/)!  Somehow in the ONE interview that Kumala has allowed (with her VP sitting next to her) this situation and claim was not even brought up.  Good to see the Fifth Estate holding those “in Power” to account!   

Amen

Please join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” second verse. 

Oh Please don’t lightly poach us,  Or Baste us with hot fat,

Don’t fricassee or roast us,    Or boil us in a vat,

And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord,  In a Rotissomat.