The Fourth Week of Silly Time.

 

Welcome to the Fourth Week of “Silly Time”, The six week period between when the gifts of the prophets were bestowed upon Britain and when the same gifts were poured out upon the colonies.  This is a time of solemn introspection and reflection on our lives and their direction. 

Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional  “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1

O LORD, please don’t burn us,   Don’t grill or toast your flock,

Don’t put us on the barbecue,  Or simmer us in stock,

Don’t braise or bake or boil us,  Or stir fry us in a wok. 

Thank you for those dulcid tones they are much better than the sounds of this week’s debate.  Now please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode 12 page 150 where the prophets say …

Hitler	Ach. Good time...good afternoon.
Landlady	Ooh planning a little excursion are we Mr Hilter?
Hitler	Ja, ja. We haff a little... (to others) Was ist rückweise bewegen?
Von Ribbentrop	Hike.
Himmler	Hiking.
Hitler	Ah yes, ve make a little hike for, for Bideford.
Johnson	(leaning over map) Oh well, you'll want the A39 then...no, no, you've got the wrong map there, this is Stalingrad, you want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section.
Hitler	Ah! Hein...Reginald you have the wrong map here you silly old leg-before-wicket English person.
Himmler	I'm sorry mein Fuhrer. I did not...(Hitler slaps him) Mein Dickie old chum.

Open your hymnal to page 31 and join us in singing “Anything goes in” 

Anything goes in.  Anything goes out!
Fish, bananas, old bananas,  Mutton! Beef! and Trout!
Anything goes in.  Anything goes out.  (Repeat)

Now please open The Holy Text volume 2 to episode 38 page 222 where the prophets say …

Second Major	(looking up) Look out!
	SUPERIMPOSED SUBTITLE: 'REGARDEZ LA!'
	They cower as MacDonald flashes through the skylight and lands on the table where he lies rigid with his knees drawn up. He ticks ominously.
Second Major	He hasn't gone off.
	SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'ZE HABE NICHT GESHPLODEN'
First Major	(speaks in Russian)
	SUBTITLE: 'QUICK! RING THE UNEXPLODED SCOTSMAN SQUAD'
Second Major	Yes my General!
	Superimposed subtitle in Chinese.
	Cut to a phone ringing on the branch of a tree. Pull back to show a Scotsman lying on his back with his knees drawn up in the middle of a field. Two Russian bomb experts are crawling towards him cautiously.
	SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'UNEXPLODED SCOTSMAN DISPOSAL SQUAD'
	They go to work on him. Tense close ups. They sweat. Finally they remove his head. One of them runs hurriedly and places it in a bucket labelled 'Vodka '.
	SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'WHISKY'
	The sound of drunken gurglings comes from the bucket. Pull back to show that this is on a screen at the back of a panel game set. Fade it out as camera in studio pans down to the presenter.

Homily  Parishioners, recently many issues have arisen in Europe involving their self inflicted disaster of the illegals invasion.  First off, The new Labour government is already in a financial crisis as it was discovered that they have already over spent their “Asylum Seeker Budget” by 8.5 Billion Pounds (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx2npgpz048o).  Naturally, the fact is not surprising as all the “Asylum” supporters wildly underestimate how much the inane activity is going to cost. 

While the BBC was willing to admit that the costs blew out estimates, it took the Daily Mail to figure out how it happened.  Turns out that Britain already has accumulated 1.6 MILLION “economically inactive” illegals sponging off the British Tax payers (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13794959/Record-numbers-migrants-living-Britain-jobless.html).  Isn’t that just what a country needs, 1.6 million leeches living off the 67 million actual Brits! 

Fortunately it is not just Britain, which is only catching the over flow of Europe’s suicidal impulse.  Germany too, the ring leader in the Eurozone suicide pact that is the illegal “replacement” is also feeling the pain.  Due to the combination of the criminal activity skyrocketing in Germany from the “migrants”, and the resultant rise of the Right Wing “extremists” AfD party.  Germany has decided to violate their own “Schengen Accords” which will result in further squabbles between the Euros.  The Germans will be putting “Temporary border controls” back in place (https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/germany-put-temporary-controls-all-land-borders-source-says-2024-09-09/).  It is gratifying to watch the “Quisling” nation that spurred the impending collapse of the Eurozone suffer through their own horrible idea.   

Amen

Please join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” second verse. 

Oh Please don’t lightly poach us,  Or Baste us with hot fat,

Don’t fricassee or roast us,    Or boil us in a vat,

And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord,  In a Rotissomat.