The Eighth Week of Extra Ordinary Time

 

Welcome to the Eighth Week of Extra Ordinary Time. 

Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional  “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1

O LORD, please don’t burn us,   Don’t grill or toast your flock,

Don’t put us on the barbecue,  Or simmer us in stock,

Don’t braise or bake or boil us,  Or stir fry us in a wok. 

Sorry for startling you, but it turns out that our chapel is equipped with a full stage including trap doors for quick appearances.  I lost track of time down there looking at the various bric-a-bric and so just "popped up" when I heard the processional.  

Please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode 20 page 269 where the prophets say …

Assistant	Professor! What is it? What have you seen?
Professor	Look - there, in the doorway.
	Cut to doorway: through it is animation of a huge sheep with an eye patch.
Assistant	Urghhh! Arthur X! Leader of the Pennine Gang!
	ANIMATION: perhaps even mixed with stock film - as the fevered mind of Gilliam takes it - sheep armed to the teeth, sheep executing dangerous raids, Basil Cassidy and the Sundance Sheep, sheep with machine gun coming out of its arse etc. At the end of the animation, cut to studio. A narrator sitting in what could be a news set at a desk.
Narrator	But soon the killer sheep began to infect other animals with its startling intelligence. Pussy cats began to arrange mortgages, cocker spaniels began to design supermarkets...

Open your hymnal to page 2 and join us in singing “Spam” verse 1

Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!,  Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!

Now please open The Holy Text volume 2 to episode 25 page 27 where the prophets say …

Mr Bun	Morning
Waitress	Morning
Mr Bun	What have you got, then?
Waitress	Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Mrs Bun	Have you got anything without spam in it?
Waitress	Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Mrs Bun	I don't want ANY spam!
Mr Bun	Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?
Mrs Bun	That's got spam in it!
Mr Bun	Not as much as spam, egg, sausage and spam.
Mrs Bun	Look, could I have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
Waitress	Uuuuuuggggh!

Homily  Parishioners, once again the evidence of the dangers of the wests “migration” crisis compound so fast their weight compels discussion.  When the “heavy weight intellectuals” like Ed Sheeran start commenting on how far Lord Starmer’s Britain has sunk you know things are bad (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/pop-star-ed-sheeran-admits-every-area-london-dangerous-now).  Sheeran even daringly admits that London has become a dangerous place, naturally without talking about the reason why. 

Just in case we need a refresher on the dangers and problems of the “migrant menace” a Recent study in Britain points out that the “asylum seekers” are currently draining Britain to the tune of almost a billion pounds A MONTH (https://www.ippr.org/media-office/decentralise-asylum-accommodation-to-tackle-soaring-costs-and-substandard-quality-says-ippr)!  Worse still that that is increasing exponentially and the authors of the study think it should be increased still further!  Because … throwing good money after bad always works. 

Please understand that Britain is just the furthers down the abyssal, the rest of Europe is right behind them.  In Sweden, the Social Democrats have come up with a “plan” to try and force integration between existing Swedes and their unintegrated migrants (https://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/Eyrlwa/s-mal-blanda-befolkningen).  I predict that violence will ensue, initially from the migrants, but perhaps eventually from the native born Swedes eventually only time will tell.

The one country whose majority seems to have completely given up and surrendered to their coming fate is Germany.  It was announced this week that Germany set a record last year for new “naturalized” citizens (https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/germany-sets-record-naturalizations-2024-syrians-and-turks-top-charts).  This record was accomplished because the outgoing Chancellor decided to “improve the system” by reducing the requirements to become a German citizen.   With Syrians and Turks leading the charge for this citizenship “conquest” I am sure that Germany is headed for years of stable growth, at least in population! 

Amen

Please join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” second verse. 

Oh Please don’t lightly poach us,  Or Baste us with hot fat,

Don’t fricassee or roast us,    Or boil us in a vat,

And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord,  In a Rotissomat.