The Seventh Week of Extra Ordinary Time

 

Welcome to the Seventh Week of Extra Ordinary Time. 

Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional  “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1

O LORD, please don’t burn us,   Don’t grill or toast your flock,

Don’t put us on the barbecue,  Or simmer us in stock,

Don’t braise or bake or boil us,  Or stir fry us in a wok. 

Thank you for your lugubrious rendition, it literally lubricated my perambulation to the alter area.

Please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode 19 page 252 where the prophets say …

Interviewer	Mr L. F. Dibley's 'Finian's Rainbow'. And now over to me. (close-up of interviewer) Exclusively on the programme today we have the Foreign Secretary, who has just returned from the bitter fighting in the Gulf of Amman. He's going to tell us about canoeing.
	On the bank of a river seen from the other side. There is a canoe on the bank a man in a pinstripe suit stands beside it. SUPERIMPOSEN CAPTION: 'THE FOREIGN SECRETARY' He gives a little cough and gets in. Two Arabs run in from other side of frame, lift up the canoe and throw it and the Foreign Secretary into the water. Cut back to the interviewer.
Interviewer	That gives you just some idea of what's going on out there. Today saw the long-awaited publication of the Portman Committee's Report on Industrial Reorganization...

Open your hymnal to page 22 and join us in singing “Henry Kissinger?”  Verse 1

Henry Kissinger,  How I'm missing yer
You're the Doctor of my dreams,  With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare

And your machiavellian schemes,  I know they say that you are very vain
And short and fat and pushy but at least you're not insane,  Henry Kissinger

How I'm missing yer,  And wishing you were here

Now please open The Holy Text volume 2 to episode 42 page 280 where the prophets say … trivializing the war

General	Five shillings a dozen? That's ordinary cabbages, is it? And what about the bombs?... Good Lord, they are expensive.
	A corporal rushes in.
Corporal	Sir!
General	Yes, what is it?
Corporal	News from the Western Front, sir.
General	Yes ... ?
Corporal	Big enemy attack at dawn, sir ...
General	Yes ... ?
Corporal	Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end ... and ...
General	They what ... ?
Corporal	.. and ... they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.
General	(in disbelief) Good God! How did our chaps react?
Corporal	Well, they were jolly interested, sir. Some of them ... I think it was the 4th Armoured Brigade, sir, they ... well, they went and had a look at the spiders, sir.
General	Oh my God! All right, thank you, Shirley.
	A girl emerges from under the table. She is a blonde WAAF.
Corporal	Sir!
General	(to a sergeant) Get me the Prime Minister. (the sergeant opens the door, Churchill stands outside) Not that quickly! (the sergeant shuts the door) Gentlemen, it's now quite apparent that the enemy are not only fighting this war on the cheap, but they're also not taking it seriously.
Ageing General	Bastards ...

Homily  Parishioners, in the constant drone of the 24 hour bombardment of news it is easy to lose or overlook information, but I though it important to bring to your attention the slow turning of the tide on illegal immigration.  In countries like France it is well known that the country is overrun with criminal illegals who are working round the clock to subjugate and displace the local population.  A recent article shows that French Women are getting sick of the situation (https://www.lejdd.fr/Societe/sondage-narcotrafic-76-des-francais-favorables-au-deploiement-de-larmee-dans-les-cites-158136).  In this article a poll shows that 80% of French women support bringing in the French army to try and stop the endless rapes across the country. 

Meanwhile a Swiss criminologist has released an interesting study concerning predilection to violence (https://www.nzz.ch/schweiz/frank-urbaniok-ueber-migration-kriminalitaet-und-die-schweizer-asylpolitik-ld.1879251).  In his study Afghans are 5 times more prone, Moroccans 8 times more prone, and Tunisians a staggering 9 times more prone to violence, all in comparison to Swiss natives.  Yet the elites of Europe lie on that peaceful integration is on the horizon. 

Naturally these results hold true everywhere in Europe.  Even places recently touted as examples of the scheme working are now showing the results that it is failing gravely.  In Spain a recent study shows that rapes have tripled over the last six years (https://www.elespanol.com/espana/20250505/denuncias-violacion-triplican-espana-anos-nueva-victima-minutos/1003743740383_0.html).  As one would expect the majority (64.2%) of the perps are foreign born.  Things will only get worse as the Illegals come to dominate more over time. 

The situation has gotten so bad in some of the biggest nations perpetrating this travesty on their own inhabitants that now more and more politicians are turning against the idea.  In Sweden, which was among the biggest supporters of this crime against humanity one of the largest parties in the country has announced their next general election campaign will be on an Anti Immigration platform (https://www.svd.se/a/GyRnAB/sd-sverige-maste-kunna-stoppa-all-asylinvandring).  Sweden’s Democratic Party represents a growing trend of establishment types that are “leaving the reservation” one can only hope it is not too late already (https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/shocking-data-shows-massive-demographic-transformation-europe). 

Amen

Please join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” second verse. 

Oh Please don’t lightly poach us,  Or Baste us with hot fat,

Don’t fricassee or roast us,    Or boil us in a vat,

And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord,  In a Rotissomat.