The Eleventh Week of Extra Ordinary Time
Welcome to the
Eleventh Week of Extra Ordinary Time.
Please
open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional “O Lord
Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1
O LORD, please don’t burn us, Don’t grill or
toast your flock,
Don’t put us on the barbecue, Or simmer us in stock,
Don’t braise or bake or boil us, Or stir fry us in a
wok.
Your uplifted
voices allowed me to soar to the pulpit. Please open The Holy Text volume
1 to episode 17 page 231 where the prophets say …
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BBC Man |
These are
the words that are not to be used again on this programme. |
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He clicks
the clicker. On screen appear the following slides: B*M |
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A girl comes
into shot. |
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Girl |
Semprini!? |
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BBC Man |
(pointing) Out! |
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Cut back to
the chemist's shop. The chemist appears again. |
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Chemist |
Right, who's
got a boil on his Semprini, then? |
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A policeman
appears and bundles him off. SUPERIMPOSED
CAPTION: 'A LESS NAUGHTY CHEMIST'S' |
I'm so worried about my
hair falling out, And the state of the world today
And I'm so worried about being so full of doubt, About everything
anyway
I'm so worried about modern
technology, I'm so worried about all the things
That they dump in the sea, I'm so worried about it, Worried about
it, worried, worried, worried
Now please open The Holy Text volume 2 to episode 25 page 19
where the prophets say …
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An important-looking current affairs set. On the back
wall behind the presenter huge letters say: 'World Forum' |
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Presenter |
Good evening. Tonight is indeed a unique occasion in the
history of television. We are very privileged, and deeply honoured to have
with us in the studio, Karl Marx, founder of modern socialism, and author of
the 'Communist Manifesto'. (Karl Marx is sitting at a desk; he nods) Vladimir
Ilich Ulyanov, better known to the world as Lenin, leader of the Russian
Revolution, writer, statesman, and father of modern communism. (shot
of Lenin also at desk; he nods) Che Guevara, the Cuban guerrilla
leader. (shot of Guevara) And Mao Tse-tung, leader of the
Chinese Communist Party since 1949. (shot of Mao; the presenter picks
up a card) And the first question is for you, Karl Marx. The Hammers
- The Hammers is the nickname of what English football team? 'The
Hammers? (shot of Karl Marx furrowing his brow- obviously he hasn't a
clue) No? Well bad luck there, Karl. So we'll go onto you Che. Che
Guevara - Coventry City last won the FA Cup in what year? (cut to Che
looking equally dumbfounded) No? I'll throw it open. Coventry City
last won the FA Cup in what year? (they all look blank) No?
Well, I'm not surprised you didn't get that. It was in fact a trick question.
Coventry City have never won the FA Cup. So with the scores all equal now we
go onto our second round, and Lenin it's your starter for ten. Teddy Johnson
and Pearl Carr won the Eurovision Song Contest in 1959. What was the name of
the song? ... Teddy Johnson and Pearl Carr's song in the 1959 Eurovision Song
Contest? Anybody? (buzzer goes as in 'University Challenge'.' zoom in
on Mao Tse-tung) Yes, Mao Tse-tung? |
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Mao Tse-tung |
'Sing Little Birdie'? |
Homily Parishioners, this week I thought I would
highlight some growing problems in our society.
These are all things that in my humble opinion are “signs of the times”
and indicators of the underlying problems in our country. This week’s problem is lawlessness.
Recently in “ChIraq”
a mob of ChIraqis decided to loot a train that was left sitting on a siding (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/watch-mob-loots-freight-train-flat-screen-tvs-lawless-chicago).
Anyone who watches the video of the event will be wondering where is
ChIraq’s vaunted “intelligence unit” of television fame? The answer is no where to be seen, along with
the rest of ChIraq’s (less than) finest.
Of course the
temptation is to say that “ChIraq gotta ChIraq”, but the problem is much larger
than just the remains of the once great Chitown. The “criminal class” and their abettors (lawyers)
have become so brazen that they just this week launched a lawsuit against
Walmart for not hiring them BECAUSE THEY HAVE A CRIMINAL BACKGROUND (https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/fired-black-workers-sue-walmart-over-criminal-background-checks)! That
is right gentle readers, in these convicts minds it is not fair to hold their
own past against them. However, they
have no problem with holding some people’s ancestors actions against them, those
ancestors have been dead for more than a century.
In a continuing and
growing problem lawless ness disguises itself in plain sight as our roads are
over run by illegals who are allowed to drive tractor trailers on our
expressways for the benefit of major corporations (https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/local/investigates/why-one-dallas-building-houses-20-different-trucking-companies-and-is-that-legal/287-9e6dcdcd-deb4-422e-baa2-ee97ea01f9b6).
People are literally being killed daily across our great country by
these criminals who are unqualified, untrained and unworthy to be driving among
the American population. To Quote an old
Jim Morrison song, “There is a Killer on the Road” and if you are not careful
it is you and your family that will suffer for his crimes.
Amen
Please
join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn
Us” second verse.
Oh Please don’t lightly poach us, Or Baste us with hot
fat,
Don’t fricassee or roast us, Or boil us in
a vat,
And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord, In a
Rotissomat.
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