The Ninth Week of Extra Ordinary Time
Welcome to the
Ninth Week of Extra Ordinary Time.
Please
open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional “O Lord
Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1
O LORD, please don’t burn us, Don’t grill or
toast your flock,
Don’t put us on the barbecue, Or simmer us in stock,
Don’t braise or bake or boil us, Or stir fry us in a
wok.
Thank you for
your sonorious rendition, it literally was invaluable in navigating my way to
the altar.
Please open
The Holy Text volume 1 to episode 19 page 252 where the prophets say …
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Interviewer |
Mr L. F.
Dibley's 'Finian's Rainbow'. And now over to me. (close-up of
interviewer) Exclusively on the programme today we have the Foreign
Secretary, who has just returned from the bitter fighting in the Gulf of
Amman. He's going to tell us about canoeing. |
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On the bank
of a river seen from the other side. There is a canoe on the bank a man in a
pinstripe suit stands beside it. SUPERIMPOSEN
CAPTION: 'THE FOREIGN SECRETARY' He gives a
little cough and gets in. Two Arabs run in from other side of frame, lift up
the canoe and throw it and the Foreign Secretary into the water. Cut back to
the interviewer. |
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Interviewer |
That gives
you just some idea of what's going on out there. Today saw the long-awaited
publication of the Portman Committee's Report on Industrial Reorganization... |
Anything goes
in, Anything goes out
Fish, bananas, old pyjamas, Mutton, beef and trout
Now please open The Holy Text volume 2 to episode 38 page
223 where the prophets say …
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Presenter |
And welcome to 'Spot the Loony', where once again we
invite you to come with us all over the world to meet all kinds of people in
all kinds of places, and ask you to . .. Spot the Loony! (crescendo
of music) |
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SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'ALL ANSWERS VERIFIED BY
ENCYCLOPAEDIA BRITANNICA' |
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Presenter |
Our panel this evening... Gurt Svensson, the Swedish
mammal abuser and part-time radiator. |
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Cut to Svensson. He is standing on his head on the desk
with his legs crossed in a yoga position. He wears a loincloth and
high-heeled shoes. He talks through a megaphone which is strapped to his
head. |
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Svensson |
Good evening. |
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Cut back to the presenter. |
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Presenter |
Dame Elsie Occluded, historian, wit, bon viveur, and rear
half of the Johnson brothers... |
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Cut to another section of the panel's desk. Dame Elsie.
Her bottom half is encased in the side of a block of concrete which is also
on top of the desk. Dame Elsie is thus parallel to the ground. She has fairy
wings on her back, a striped t-shirt, flying gloves, goggles and a green wig. |
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Dame Elsie |
Good evening. |
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Cut back to the presenter. |
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Presenter |
And Miles Yellowbird, up high in banana tree, the golfer
and inventor of Catholicism. |
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Cut to final section of the desk. A man dressed as a
rabbit, with a megaphone strapped to one eye. |
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Miles |
Good evening. |
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Presenter |
And we'll be inviting them to... Spot the Loony. (a
phone rings on the desk; he picks it up) Yes? Quite right ... A
viewer from Preston there who's pointed out correctly that the entire panel
are loonies. Five points to Preston there, and on to our first piece of film.
It's about mountaineering and remember you have to... Spot the Loony! |
Homily Parishioners, this week I thought we would
revisit an old problem for the “Dark Ages” of the Biden Harris administration –
the migrant replacement scheme in rural America. Just in case you needed a reminder here are a
couple of articles to expose the scope of the problem. In this article beyond Ohio and Pennsylvania 18,000
migrants were dumped in Indiana (https://mercercountyoutlook.net/2024/09/19/logansport-indiana-immigration-situation/). More
were dumped in Alabama (https://www.al.com/news/2024/09/sylacauga-council-member-fears-civil-unrest-over-haitian-migrants-when-is-enough-enough.html). Local
officials were concerned that the native population might react violently once
the situation was aired.
It now turns out
that beyond the vast scope of the problem these “migrants” are already bring in
worse crimes. In Springfield Ohio it
turns out that the feds and state officials have discovered an “alleged” human
trafficking empire (https://jewishjournal.com/commentary/opinion/375011/feds-and-state-ag-investigate-an-alleged-human-trafficking-empire-run-in-springfield-ohio/).
Suddenly illegals eating cats is not the most pressing problem
afoot.
Unions are also
demanding investigations because large corporations like JBS are (ab)using “immigrant
workers” instead of native born citizens (https://www.ufcw7.org/l7press/2024-09-24-ufcw-local-7-condemns-jbs-for-abusing-immigrant-workers).
When companies start trying to profit off the illegals a dangerous
precedent is set as now some are trying to “normalize” and denominize the
process.
Showing how far
this “profit taking” usage of illegals takes on even larger significance when
we note that another company, Hello Fresh, is being investigated for using illegals to cook their recipes (https://abcnews.go.com/US/labor-department-investigating-hellofresh-allegedly-employing-migrant-children/story?id=116530077).
In the case of Hello Fresh, it is particularly odious as the “liberal
darling” was accused of using illegal children as their “workforce”.
Amen
Please
join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn
Us” second verse.
Oh Please don’t lightly poach us, Or Baste us with hot
fat,
Don’t fricassee or roast us, Or boil us in
a vat,
And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord, In a
Rotissomat.
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