The Thirteenth Week of Extra Ordinary Time

 

Welcome to the Thirteenth Week of Extra Ordinary Time. 

Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional  “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1

O LORD, please don’t burn us,   Don’t grill or toast your flock,

Don’t put us on the barbecue,  Or simmer us in stock,

Don’t braise or bake or boil us,  Or stir fry us in a wok. 

Thank you for that “Yacht Rock” rendition of the Processional it calmed my nerves about this week’s trip!  Now please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode 13 page 176 where the prophets say …

Squatter	Too much man, groovy, great scene. Great light show, baby.
Surgeon	What are you doing in there?
Squatter	We're doing our own thing, man.
Surgeon	Have you got Mr Nottob's permission to be in there?
Squatter	We're squatters, baby.
Surgeon	What? (to nurse about Notlob) Nurse, wake him up. (she slaps his face)
Squatter	Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.
Surgeon	It is where I'm standing and it blows my mind, young lad. (looks inside Notlob) Good Lord! Is that a nude woman?
Squatter	She's doing an article on us for 'Nova', man.
Girl	(her head also appearing through slit) Hi everyone. Are you part of the scene?
Surgeon	Are you rolling your own jelly babies in there?

Open your hymnal to page 21 and join us in singing “Here comes another one” 

Here comes another one,  Here it comes again
Here comes another one,  When will it ever end?

I dunno whatever it is,  I've not seen one before
But here comes another one,  And here comes a bunch of 'em
Here comes another one,  Thank God I'm not having lunch with them

Now please open The Holy Text volume 2 to episode 29 page 89 where the prophets say …

Man	I want to complain. ('Spreaders' who is just inside the door hits man on the head with a mallet) Ooh!
Spreaders	No, no, no, hold your head like this, and then go 'waaagh'! Try it again. (he hits him again)
Man	Waaghh!
Spreaders	Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...
Man	No!
Spreaders	Now. (hits him)
Man	Waagh!
Spreaders	That's it. That's it. Good.
Man	Stop hitting me!
Spreaders	What?
Man	Stop hitting me.
Spreaders	Stop hitting you?
Man	Yes.
Spreaders	What did you come in here for then?
Man	I came here to complain.
Spreaders	Oh I'm sorry, that's next door. It's being hit on the head lessons in here.
Man	What a stupid concept.

Homily Parishioners, while I do continue to look for good news, it just does not seem to accumulate as fast as the bad news does.  So I hope you enjoyed last week’s dose of good news as we are back to the problems again this week.  In particular, the barbarians that have been allowed/encouraged over the walls that are running over Western Civilization. 

Just in case the “encouraged” turn of phrase offends I will start off by pointing out what is happening this week at the Wimbledon tennis finals.  It turns out that in addition to trying to get local (native) inhabitants tossed out of their homes to expand the tennis court space, the All England (except the native born) Tennis Club, also decided to give away 1,000 seats the “migrants” as a virtue signal to the powers that be to get their land grab approved (https://dailysceptic.org/2025/06/30/why-do-1000-refugees-get-free-wimbledon-tickets-while-long-suffering-locals-get-none/).  Even as the locals literally fight to save their homes they also now get to watch the illegals sit courtside.  By the way the AETC has NEVER given away free seats to the local population … EVER! 

Lest my parishioners were to think that my use of the phrase “running over Western Civilization” was a mistake, please be assured that it was quite purposeful.  The American Truckers United organization has recently been pointing out the true DANGER that is rising on American roads.  This danger is caused by the pseudoBiden administration encouragement of the border invasion combined with the simpering degenerate actions of scum like Gavin Newsome in Kalifornia allowing the barbarians to be issued temporary tractor trailer drivers licenses (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/watch-american-truckers-united-issues-dire-warning-unsafe-highways-amid-flood-migrant).  In this press release the ATU warns that American Roads are unsafe because of the sheer numbers of Illegals turned loose on our roads without training, or even the ability to READ ENGLISH!  Fortunately the Trump Administration has reinstated federal English Language testing requirements ignored by Gav and waived by the pseudoBiden administration (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/english-trucking-rule-takes-effect-federal-probe-begins-sanctuary-state-migrant-cdl).  Thus far, no Democan has raised their ignorant voice to complain about this Trump Action. 

One solace that we Americans can take is that at least we are not in Europe!  On that continent, the destruction wrought to Western Civilization is probably beyond repair.  Instead of doing something about the vast crime waves sweeping across all the barbarian infested nations of Europe, in France (of course) the Green party and other far left parties are now calling to restrict the coverage of murders and other violent crimes committed by the barbarians (https://rmx.news/article/france-left-wing-mps-introduce-amendment-to-reduce-coverage-of-migrant-crime-stories-claim-right-wing-parties-create-a-moral-panic-around-immigration/)!  How typical of the Left Wing perversion of thinking, if we do not talk about it, then we can pretend that it never happened.  We will see if these Left Wing Loons change their mind when it is they who are getting knifed by the barbarians?  My personal comfort is I am glad I have a good suit of body armor!  

Amen

Please join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” second verse. 

Oh Please don’t lightly poach us,  Or Baste us with hot fat,

Don’t fricassee or roast us,    Or boil us in a vat,

And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord,  In a Rotissomat.