Week Four of Pythonalia
All are Welcome to rejoice and enjoy our Fourth week of
Pythonalia. Pythonalia is the six week (in honor of the six holy
prophets) celebration of our religion's rich history and impact on
civilization.
Please
open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional “O Lord
Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1
O LORD, please don’t burn us, Don’t grill or
toast your flock,
Don’t put us on the barbecue, Or simmer us in stock,
Don’t braise or bake or boil us, Or stir fry us in a
wok.
A Quick shout
out to Deacon Anton Ryzbak to thank him for organizing a private showing of the
Prophets Seminal movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail at a local theatre. It was magnificent to see the Prophets in the
full vim and Vigour. Now please open The Holy Text volume 1 to
episode 8 page 104 where the prophets say…
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I
wish to register a complaint.
(The owner
does not respond.)
Mr. Praline: 'Ello,
Miss?
Owner: What do
you mean "miss"?
Mr. Praline: (pause)I'm
sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
Owner: We're
closin' for lunch.
Mr. Praline: Never
mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not
half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Owner: Oh yes,
the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
Mr. Praline: I'll
tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
Owner: No, no,
'e's uh,...he's resting.
Please open
your hymnal to page 19 and join us in singing “Oliver Cromwell
” Fourth Verse
Oliver
Cromwell, Lord Protector of England (Ole!)
Born in 1599, Died in 1658 (September), Then he smashed (Ireland)
Set up the commonwealth (and more), He crushed the Scots at
Worcester
And beat the Dutch at sea in 1653, then, he dissolved the Rump
Parliament
And with Lambeth's consent, wrote the Instrument of Government,
Under which Oliver was Protector at last!, The End!
Now please
open The Holy Text volume 2 to episode 41 page 275 where the prophets say …
(Cut to a
polite, well dressed assistant at a counter with a big sign saying 'End of Show
Department' behind him.)
Assistant (Terry
Jones): Well it is one of our cheapest, sir.
Chris (Eric
Idle): What else have you got?
Assistant:
Well, there's the long slow pull-out, sir, you know, the camera tracks back and
back and mixes...
(As he
speaks we pull out and mix through to the exterior of the store. Mix through to
even wider zoom ending up in aerial view of London. It stops abruptly and we
cut back to Chris.)
Chris: No,
have you got anything more exciting?
Assistant:
How about a chase?
(The
manager and the toupee assistants suddenly, appear at a door.)
Manager:
There he is!
(Exciting
chase music. They pursue Chris out of the hall and into another part of the
store. Then cut back to Chris at counter.)
Chris: Oh,
no, no, no.
Assistant:
Walking into the sunset?
Homily Parishioners,
of late the pure evil of the left wing NGO’s and their color revolution dreams
in America have hit a snag with President Trump defunding and then deleting
their prime grift, USAID. But now it
turns out that these Dark money NGO’s have found a new cash cow, namely the
government of Venezuela (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/suitcases-filled-dollars-venezuela-reportedly-propped-americas-radical-left-sow-chaos). So
just to be clear, if anyone thought that these Color Revolution spouting NGO’s
were not working against American interests, there you have the Communist
Venezuelan government funding them to make their alliances clear.
This week it also
made the news that various cartels are offering bounties for killing or
kidnapping DHS officials, including ICE agents (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/mexican-cartels-placing-bounties-federal-agents-dhs-says). Once
again justifying President Trump’s designations on these cartels and any future
actions he may initiate against the groups.
But also this week it was announced the Democan Party was going to post
an “ICE agent tracker” on their website (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/giving-map-hitman-democrats-launch-ice-tracker).
If this heinous act is performed, it demonstrates that the Democan Party
is literally providing material assistance to the commission of a felony. A crime which is a felony itself. I guess that would make everyone involved in
running the Democan web site liable for arrest and prosecution for such a
felony.
Finally, just in
case any more evidence was needed to show the Democans open alignment against
the laws of the United States, this week LA county, once again completely run
by Democans, declared a “state of emergency” and began handing out tax money to
assist illegals with rent and legal assistance because of the ongoing ICE
raids/arrests (https://abcnews.go.com/US/los-angeles-county-declares-state-emergency-immigration-raids/story?id=126531481). The
last Los Angeles County emergency declarations was for last year’s Wild
Fires. Apparently, LA county no longer
needs any assistance with wild fire recovery if they have tax money to blow on
illegal rent and court assistance.
Amen
Oh Please don’t lightly poach us, Or Baste us with hot
fat,
Don’t fricassee or roast us, Or boil us in
a vat,
And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord, In a
Rotissomat.
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