All are Welcome to rejoice and enjoy our Sixth and final week of
Pythonalia. Pythonalia is the six week (in honor of the six holy
prophets) celebration of our religion's rich history and impact on
civilization.
Please
open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional “O Lord
Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1
O LORD, please don’t burn us, Don’t grill or
toast your flock,
Don’t put us on the barbecue, Or simmer us in stock,
Don’t braise or bake or boil us, Or stir fry us in a
wok.
Thank you for
that spiritual rendition it warmed my heart as I walked to the
pulpit. Now please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode 12 page
148 where the prophets say:
Host (Michael
Palin): Good evening. Tonight 'Spectrum' looks at one of the major
problems in the world today - the whole vexed question of what is going on. Is
there still time to confront it, let alone solve it, or is it too late? What
are the figures, what are the facts, what do people mean when they talk about
things? Alexander Hardacre of the Economic Affairs Bureau.
(Cut to
equally intense pundit in front of a graph with three different coloured
columns with percentages at the top. He talks with great authority)
Hardacre (Graham
Chapman): In this graph, this column represents 23% of the population. This
column represents 28% of the population, and this column represents 43% of the
population.
(Cut back to
presenter.)
Host: Telling
figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do
they mean to the average man in the street? With me now is Professor Tiddles of
Leeds University.
(Pull out to
reveal bearded professor sitting next to presenter.)
Host:
Professor, you've spent many years researching into things, what do you think?
Professor (John
Cleese): I think it's too early to tell.
Please open your hymnal to page 30 and join us in singing
“All Things Dull & Ugly” Verses 3 & 4
All things sick and cancerous, All evil
great and small,
All things foul and dangerous, The Lord God
made them all.
Each nasty little hornet, Each beastly
little squid,
Who made the spikey urchin? Who made the
(Democrats)? He did!
Now please open The Holy Text volume 2 to episode 25 page 16 where the prophets say …
(Text on
screen: In 1970, the British Empire lay in ruins, and foreign nationalists
frequented the streets - many of them Hungarians (not the streets - the foreign
nationals). Anyway, many of these Hungarians went into tobacconist's shops to
buy cigarettes....)
A Hungarian
tourist (John Cleese) approaches the clerk (Terry
Jones). The tourist is reading haltingly from a phrase book.
Hungarian: I
will not buy this record, it is scratched.
Clerk:
Sorry?
Hungarian: I
will not buy this record, it is scratched.
Clerk: Uh,
no, no, no. This is a tobacconist's.
Hungarian:
Ah! I
will not buy this tobacconist's, it is scratched.
Clerk: No,
no, no, no. Tobacco... um... cigarettes (holds up a pack).
Hungarian:
Ya! See-gar-ets! Ya! Uh... My
hovercraft is full of eels.
Clerk: What?
Hungarian:
My hovercraft (pantomimes puffing a cigarette)... is full of
eels (pretends to strike a match).
Clerk: Ahh,
matches!
Hungarian:
Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do
you waaaaant... do you waaaaaant... to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
Clerk: Here,
I don't think you're using that thing right.
Homily Parishioners,
in one sense things some things never change, countries keep discovering the
life threatening mistake that allowing million of “migrants” in has become, yet
they refuse to stop the mistake. This
time around it is France where it was recently revealed that 64% of the violent
crimes committed on French mass transit are perpetrated by migrants (https://www.fdesouche.com/2025/09/12/en-2024-64-des-vols-violents-violences-physiques-et-sexuelles-dans-les-transports-en-commun-dile-de-france-sont-le-fait-detrangers-dont-43-sont-originaires-du-maghreb-alors-qu/).
Meanwhile, in Italy it was revealed that 40% of Rapes and more than 60%
of robberies there are perpetrated by “migrants” (https://www.ilsole24ore.com/art/furti-scippi-e-rapine-oltre-sei-arrestati-10-sono-stranieri-AHVXA3QD?refresh_ce=1).
No recap of Europe’s
take over by migrants would be complete without news from Germany, so naturally
the Germans complied and provided the closing of “Winter Markets” as Germany
surrenders to their new overlords (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/germany-submits-islam-christmas-market-overath-cancelled).
This is in spite of already bowing to their migrant masters and renaming
the “Christmas Markets”, “Winter Markets” due to concerns of “diversity, equity
and inclusivity” also known as “DIE”!
But not all is
gloom or doom in the lands of the Enlightenment. Portugal seems to have seen the light and is
acting on their new clarity. The Portuguese
government leader moves to ban the wearing of burqa/hijab in public telling Muslims
if they do not like the law, “catch a flight home” (https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/if-you-dont-it-catch-flight-home-chega-leader-tells-muslims-portugal-moves-ban-burqa)! Portugal
is not the only glimmer of light in the gloom of Europe. In Holland, the minister for asylum and
migration policy announced (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/if-we-do-not-stop-dutch-society-will-explode) that if migration is not stopped Dutch
Society will explode! Perhaps there is
some small chance for some fraction of the continent afterall.
Amen
Oh Please don’t lightly poach us, Or Baste us with hot
fat,
Don’t fricassee or roast us, Or boil us in
a vat,
And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord, In a
Rotissomat.
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