The Fourth Week of Extra Ordinary Time

 

Welcome to the Fourth week of Extra Ordinary Time. Year Six

Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional  “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1

O LORD, please don’t burn us,   Don’t grill or toast your flock,

Don’t put us on the barbecue,  Or simmer us in stock,

Don’t braise or bake or boil us,  Or stir fry us in a wok. 

Thank you for your sonorous tone, I particularly enjoyed the Susurrus Solo timed to my step up onto the altar.  Please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode 16 page 214 where the prophets say …

Milkman	Now then, madam. I'm going to show you three numbers, and I want you to tell me if you see any similarity between them. (holds up a card saying '3' three times)
Lady	They're all number three.
Milkman	No. Try again.
Lady	They're all number three?
Milkman	No. They're all number three. (he ticks his board again) Right. Now. I'm going to say a word, and I want you to say the first thing that comes into your head. How many pints do you want?
Lady	(narrowing her eyes, suspecting a trap) Er, three?
Milkman	Yogurt?
Lady	Er... no.
Milkman	Cream?
Lady	No.
Milkman	Eggs?
Lady	No.
Milkman	(does some adding up and whistling) Right. Well, you're quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex, probably the product of an unhappy childhood, coupled with acute insecurity in adolescence, which has resulted in an attenuation of the libido complex.

Open your hymnal to page 26 and join us in singing “I’m So Worried”  Verse 3

I'm so worried about modern technology,  I'm so worried about all the things
That they dump in the sea, I'm so worried about it,  Worried about it, worried, worried, worried

I'm so worried about everything that can go wrong, 
I'm so worried about whether people like this song,
I'm so worried about this very next verse,  It isn't the best that I've got

 

Now please open The Holy Text volume 2 to episode 27 page 52 where the prophets say …

Mrs Conclusion	We're going to have our budgie put down.
Mrs Premise	Really? Is it very old?
Mrs Conclusion	No. We just don't like it. We're going to take it to the vet tomorrow.
Mrs Premise	Tell me, how do they put budgies down then?
Mrs Conclusion	Well it's funny you should ask that, but I've just been reading a great big book about how to put your budgie down, and apparently you can either hit them with the book, or, you can shoot them just there, just above the beak.
Mrs Premise	Just there!
Mrs Conclusion	Yes.
Mrs Premise	Well well well. 'Course, Mrs Essence flushed hers down the loo.
Mrs Conclusion	Ooh! No! You shouldn't do that - no that's dangerous. Yes, they breed in the sewers, and eventually you get evil-smelling flocks of huge soiled budgies flying out of people's lavatories infringing their personal freedom. (life-size cut-out of woman at end of last animation goes by) Good morning Mrs Cut-out.
Mrs Premise	It's a funny thing freedom. I mean how can any of us be really free when we still have personal possessions.
Mrs Conclusion	You can't. You can't. I mean, how can I go off and join Frelimo when I've got nine more installments to pay on the fridge.
Mrs Premise	No, you can't. You can't. Well this is the whole crux of Jean-Paul Sartre's 'Roads to Freedom'.

Homily: Parishioners, How long must we tolerate the media lies of how wonderful all the illegal aliens are to have in our country?  Of late the stories have been piling up of the horrors perpetrated by these invaders and some of them are truly horrors!  As a simple example here is one story telling of Three murders, two rapes and a child predator, all in the country illegally, and allowed to roam free by activist Libtard judges (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/ice-nabs-illegal-alien-pedophile-virginia-sanctuary-officials-ignored-detainer).  It seems it will take a personal tragedy for these judges and prosecutors to start doing their actual jobs.

In what can only be described as staggeringly evil separate digest, here we have another overview of evil perpetrators (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/it-just-keeps-happening-over-and-over-again).  In this article we learn of three more illegal murderers plus an update on one of the above cases.  Also in this article we learn of a three year old girl being attacked by an illegal and having “her face bitten off and eaten” by the illegal!  Not a dog biting off the toddlers face, something in the shape of a human being bit off a toddlers face and ate it!  Any judge or prosecutor that things such an animal should be allowed to roam the streets needs to have their heads examined, or at least be forced to live next door to such an animal. 

Finally, this week, in a bit of good news I bring your to logical stylings of one Jenna McCarthy, once upon a time Disney television star, now turned conservative political commentator (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/dear-ice-protestors-we-need-talk).  Her one time costar Arianna Grande may really be the vapid imbecile she played on T.V. But Jenna seems to have reasoned and articulate opinions and definitely is against illegal immigration.  Please note you will find some links to victim support websites for the ever growing lists of Illegal victims in this story.  At least some people are speaking out against the litany of crimes and harm these illegals are perpetrating on American Citizens. 

Amen

Please join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” second verse. 

Oh Please don’t lightly

poach us,  Or Baste us with hot fat,

Don’t fricassee or roast us,    Or boil us in a vat,

And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord,  In a Rotissomat.