The Seventh Week of Extra Ordinary Time Year Six

 

Welcome to the Seventh week of Extra Ordinary Time. Year Six

Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional  “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1

O LORD, please don’t burn us,   Don’t grill or toast your flock,

Don’t put us on the barbecue,  Or simmer us in stock,

Don’t braise or bake or boil us,  Or stir fry us in a wok. 

I have been working on my deck this week in preparation for my youngest’s graduation party so my back is killing me.  Many thanks to the music director, Elenore Gumby, for making that musical rendition come together. 

Please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode 19 page 252 where the prophets say …

Interviewer	Mr L. F. Dibley's 'Finian's Rainbow'. And now over to me. (close-up of interviewer) Exclusively on the programme today we have the Foreign Secretary, who has just returned from the bitter fighting in the Gulf of Amman. He's going to tell us about canoeing.
	On the bank of a river seen from the other side. There is a canoe on the bank a man in a pinstripe suit stands beside it. SUPERIMPOSEN CAPTION: 'THE FOREIGN SECRETARY' He gives a little cough and gets in. Two Arabs run in from other side of frame, lift up the canoe and throw it and the Foreign Secretary into the water. Cut back to the interviewer.
Interviewer	That gives you just some idea of what's going on out there. Today saw the long-awaited publication of the Portman Committee's Report on Industrial Reorganization...

Open your hymnal to page 22 and join us in singing “Henry Kissinger?”  Verse 1

Henry Kissinger,  How I'm missing yer
You're the Doctor of my dreams,  With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare

And your machiavellian schemes,  I know they say that you are very vain
And short and fat and pushy but at least you're not insane,  Henry Kissinger

How I'm missing yer,  And wishing you were here

Now please open The Holy Text volume 2 to episode 34 page 156 where the prophets say …

Pither	Excuse me. Is this the British Consulate?
Chinaman	Yes yes... si si...that is correctment. Yes... Piccadilly Circus, mini-skirt and Joe Lyons.
Pither	I wish to see the consul, please.
Chinaman	Yes, yes, speakee speakee... me Blitish consul.
Pither	Oh! (he examines his diary.) You are Rear Admiral Sir Dudley Compton?
Chinaman	No. He died. He have heart attack and fell out of window onto exploding bomb, and was killed in a shooting accident. I...I his how you say...succ...sussor.
Pither	Oh, successor.
Chinaman	I'm his successor, Mr Atkinson.
Pither	Oh.
Chinaman	Would you like drinkee? Or game bingo?
Pither	Well.... A drink would be very nice.
	The Chinaman claps his hands and another runs in and bows obsequiously.
Chinaman	Mr. Livingstone. Go and get sake.
Livingstone	Yes, Boss. (goes)
Chinaman	How is Tonblidge Wells? How I long to see again walls of famous Shakespeare-style theatre in Stlatford-on-Avon.
Pither	Oh well, I'm a West Country man myself, Mr. Atkinson.
Chinaman	Oh Texas - Arizona - Kit Carson Super Scout.
Pither	No. No. West of England... Cornwall.
Chinaman	(with difficulty) Coron... worll...
Pither	Cornwall.
Chinaman	Coronworl...oh yes know Coronworl very well. Went to school there, mother and father live there, ah yes. Go many weekend parties and polo playing cards in blidge club. Belong many clubs in Coronworld.

Homily: Parishioners, it has become that time again, the incidents of illegals causing problems world wide just keep cropping up, no matter how hard the legacy media try and suppress the truth.  Just this week over in Europe, Denmark to be precise as study came to light demonstrating just how dangerous Denmark has become since flooded by “migrants” (https://x.com/visegrad24/status/2058243286444224849?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E2058243286444224849%7Ctwgr%5Efd4f5d860acf5b49f80974865160fcb31ac54b20%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.zerohedge.com%2Fgeopolitical%2Fcollapsing-europe-shows-where-democrat-policies-will-take-america).  It turns out that there are 20 times more rapes committed by Somali Migrants than Danes, with other migrant” groups close behind.  Unfortunately only Denmark keeps track of crimes by origin of perp, however their records are startling to peruse. 

Meanwhile here in America our “migrants” have taken on an addition “grifter” nature besides the common: murders, rapes, and robberies the “migrants” are famous for in general.  This week’s expose of criminal enterprise by the Biden Border Jumpers involves that Democan old standard, “Food Stamps” being used to collect food here in the states, then ship it to third world nations (Dominican Republic highlighted in the article) where the food is then sold for a profit, apparently a hefty profit which is quite surprising since we are talking about the rather restricted food stamps array of food (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/food-stamp-fraud-pipeline-exposed-us-taxpayer-funded-groceries-shipped-overseas-and-sold).  If such is going on to the Dominican Republic which is relatively stable by third world standards, I wonder what the Somali’s are up to?  Which is apparently setting Paris on fire because their soccer team WON (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/immigrant-hordes-set-paris-ablaze-because-their-soccer-team-won )! 

Meanwhile here in America we have yet to descend to these depths, but are still trying to figure out the danger we face.  Even out of office almost two years the Biden Border jumper regime continues to be studied and understood.  According to a recent study by the government accounting office it turns out that under the Biden regime change plan literally 90% of border jumpers caught entering America were paroled (https://files.gao.gov/reports/GAO-26-107765/index.html?_gl=1*1ujqbrn*_ga*NDQ0NjE4NzU5LjE3NzkyMjE3MDQ.*_ga_V393SNS3SR*czE3Nzk4MjU0NTkkbzMkZzEkdDE3Nzk4MjU1OTAkajI5JGwwJGgw#TOC_5)!  But I am sure that only the best criminals came to America, France and Denmark must have gotten all the bad one – right? 

Amen

Please join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” second verse. 

Oh Please don’t lightly

poach us,  Or Baste us with hot fat,

Don’t fricassee or roast us,    Or boil us in a vat,

And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord,  In a Rotissomat.