The Fifteenth Week of Extra Ordinary Time
Welcome to the Fifteenth week of Extra Ordinary Time. Year
Six
Please
open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional “O Lord
Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1
O LORD, please don’t burn us, Don’t grill or
toast your flock,
Don’t put us on the barbecue, Or simmer us in stock,
Don’t braise or bake or boil us, Or stir fry us in a
wok.
Thank you, it is good to hear you are in such high spirits, however the prophets do not share your “outlook” on life as attacks against religion multiply across the West in the face of the 3rd world Invasion.
Please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode 14 page 183
where the prophets say …
|
Minister |
That's it, is it? |
|
Man |
Yes, that's it, yes. |
|
Minister |
It's not particularly silly, is it? I mean, the right leg
isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn
every alternate step. |
|
Man |
Yes, but I think that with Government backing I could make
it very silly. |
|
Minister |
(rising) Mr Pudey, (he walks about
behind the desk in a very silly fashion) the very real problem is
one of money. I'm afraid that the Ministry of Silly Walks is no longer
getting the kind of support it needs. You see there's Defense, Social
Security, Health, Housing, Education, Silly Walks ... they're all supposed to
get the same. But last year, the Government spent less on the Ministry of
Silly Walks than it did on National Defence. Now we get £348,000,000 a year,
which is supposed to be spent on all our available products. (he sits
down) Coffee? |
|
Man |
Yes please. |
Open your hymnal to page 21 and join us in singing “Here comes another 1” both verses
Here comes another one, Here it comes again
Here comes another one, When will it ever end?
I know whatever it is, I've not seen one before
But here comes another one, And here comes a bunch of 'em
Here comes another one, Thank God I'm not having lunch with them
Now please
open The Holy Text volume 2 to episode 32 page 126 where the prophets say …
|
Newsreader |
The
Minister for not listening to people toured Batley today to investigate
allegations of victimization in home-loan improvement grants, made last
week (photo behind changes to close up of another faceless minister) by
the Shadow Minister for judging people at first sight to be marginally worse
than they actually are. (photo changes to exterior of the Home
Office) At the Home Office, the Minister for inserting himself in
between chairs and walls in men's clubs, was at his desk after a short
illness. He spent the morning dealing with the Irish situation and later in
the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a
time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'. (photo
of the Houses of Parliament) In the Commons there was another day of
heated debate on the third reading of the Trade Practices Bill. Mr Roland
Penrose, the Under-Secretary for making deep growling noises grrr, launched a
bitter personal attack on the ex-Minister for delving deep into a black satin
bag and producing a tube of Euthymol toothpaste. Later in the debate the
Junior Minister for being frightened by any kind of farm machinery,
challenged the Under-Secretary of State for hiding from Terence Rattigan to
produce the current year's trading figures, as supplied by the Department of
stealing packets of bandages from the self-service counter at Timothy Whites
and selling them again at a considerable profit. Parliament rose at 11:30,
and, crawling along a dark passageway into the old rectory (the
camera starts to track slowly into the newsreader's face so that it is
eventually filling the screen) broke down the door to the serving
hatch, painted the spare room and next weekend I think they'll be able to
make a start on the boy's bedroom, while Amy and Roger, up in London for a
few days, go to see the mysterious Mr Grenville. |
Furthermore, the
great people at Visual Capitalist just produced one of the visuals that showed
that deaths now outnumber births in 17 of the 50 United States (https://www.visualcapitalist.com/mapped-deaths-now-outnumber-births-in-17-states/). They
have boiled down the governments calculus in one simple visual, thus
demonstrating where even the United States is headed, Europe is WELL ahead of
the US on this misbegotten course.
However, in a new
twist for this side of the pond there has recently been a spate of arsons in
New York City at historic houses of worship (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/nyc-historic-church-torched-confirmed-arson-city-rejects-save-plan-demolition-ordered). Naturally
Mayor Mamdani attempts to sweep the matter under the rug and declares the
damaged churches unsafe for occupation and has them emergency demolished. Of course this must be what Mayor Mamdani
means by “the warmth of collectivism”. He
and his DSA minions have no consideration of houses of worship so if the
Muslims want to burn them down – fine.
Unfortunately the
problem is NOT confined to New York City, it has already spread to the rest of
the state of New York as well. As a
historic Catholic church in Buffalo was set on fire not once but twice in the
last week in what the fire department has ruled Arson cases (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/historic-buffalo-church-torches-twice-four-days-following-sale-islamic-group)
The only positive in this case is that the church had been abandoned by
the Catholic Church a couple of years ago and recently sold to a Muslim group,
so at least they are in this case burning down their own property. Unfortunately, past experience demonstrates
that it will not stop there.
Amen
Please
join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn
Us” second verse.
Oh Please don’t lightly
poach us, Or Baste us with hot fat,
Don’t fricassee or roast us, Or boil us in
a vat,
And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord, In a
Rotissomat.
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