The Fourteenth Week of Extra Ordinary Time

 

Welcome to the Fourteenth week of Extra Ordinary Time. Year Six

Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional  “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1

O LORD, please don’t burn us,   Don’t grill or toast your flock,

Don’t put us on the barbecue,  Or simmer us in stock,

Don’t braise or bake or boil us,  Or stir fry us in a wok. 

Thank you for that spirited rendition of the processional.  Having just returned from my family vacation I am rather frayed but it is refreshing to hear you are in such high spirits, the prophets approve of your “outlook” on life.  

Please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode 11 page 146 where the prophets say …

Canning	The stuff of history is indeed woven in the woof. Pearl Harbour. There are pages in history's book which are written on the grand scale. Events so momentous that they dwarf man and time alike. And such is the Battle of Pearl Harbour, re-enacted for us now by the women of Barley Townswomen's Guild.
	Cut to a muddy corner of a field. Miss Rita Fairbanks stands talking straight to camera. Behind her lurk five more pepperpots.
Canning	(voice over) Miss Rita Fairbanks - you organized this reconstruction of the Battle of Pearl Harbour - why?
Rita	Well we've always been extremely interested in modern drama ... we were of course the first Townswomen's Guild to perform 'Camp On Blood Island', and last year we did our extremely popular re-enactment of 'Nazi War Atrocities'. So this year we thought we would like to do something in a lighter vein...
Canning	So you chose the Battle of Pearl Harbour?
Rita	Yes, that's right, we did.
Canning	Well I can see you're all ready to go. So I'll just wish you good luck in your latest venture.

Open your hymnal to page 26 and join us in singing “I’m so Worried” Verse 2

I'm so worried about my hair falling out,  And the state of the world today
And I'm so worried about being so full of doubt,  About everything anyway

I'm so worried about modern technology,  I'm so worried about all the things
That they dump in the sea, I'm so worried about it,  Worried about it, worried, worried, worried

 

Now please open The Holy Text volume 2 to episode 30 page 91 where the prophets say …

CAPTION: 'BLOOD, DEATH, WAR, HORROR'
	Cut to an interviewer in a rather dinky little set. On the wall there is a rather prettily done sign, not too big, saying 'Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror', as if it were a show's title.
Interviewer	Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of Blood, Devastation, Death War and Horror, and later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening. But first on the show we've got a man who speaks entirely in anagrams.
Man	Taht si crreoct.
Interviewer	Do you enjoy it?
Man	I stom certainly od. Revy chum so.
Interviewer	And what's your name?
Man	Hamrag - Hamrag Yatlerot.

Homily: Parishioners, time and again back during the Biden “maladministration” studies showed that the “unaccompanied minors” being released on their own recognizance into the US were NOT minors, but in fact adults.  Recently, Spain, which is being flooded with illegals because of the incompetent and foolish policies of the Communard government, discovered the same phenomenon.  It turns out that more than 70% of the “unaccompanied minors” arriving in Spain are actually adults (https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/spain-70-tested-unaccompanied-minor-immigrants-are-actually-adults).  Too bad for the Spanish that they have already been legalized (with more on the way) so there is nothing the actual citizens can do about it. 

Meanwhile, the new direction in Sweden continues and to some extent accelerates.  A Swedish Member of the Eurotrash Parliament has done something quite remarkable (https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/watch-mep-forces-eu-address-wave-savage-migrant-attacks-throughout-europe).  He has managed to put through a measure to force the government to open discussions on the spate of attacks by migrants against actual Europeans all across the zone. 

Finally, here in the US the Federal reserve has bestirred itself and managed to do something useful (https://www.dallasfed.org/~/media/documents/research/papers/2026/wp2607.pdf)!  The economic board of the US has produced a paper that details exactly how Illegal immigrants drive both housing and grocery inflation!  So not only did Biden and his brood of miscreants cause thousands of Americans to suffer the traumas of crime at the hands of his “migrants”.  But they also continue to harm the entire country with the illegals continued inflation impact.  Too bad the inflation can not dumped back on its source like the illegals can.  I doubt that the “10% for the big guy” would be able to cover the costs! 

Amen

Please join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” second verse. 

Oh Please don’t lightly

poach us,  Or Baste us with hot fat,

Don’t fricassee or roast us,    Or boil us in a vat,

And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord,  In a Rotissomat.