The Eighteenth, and Final Week of Extra Ordinary Time - Year Six

 

Welcome to the Eighteenth week of Extra Ordinary Time. Year Six

Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional  “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1

O LORD, please don’t burn us,   Don’t grill or toast your flock,

Don’t put us on the barbecue,  Or simmer us in stock,

Don’t braise or bake or boil us,  Or stir fry us in a wok. 

Parishioners, as our Sixth liturgical calendar draws to a close, let us this week focus on maintaining our calm and reasoned outlook as those around us loose their heads. I thought a look at the ongoing situation in Cueta is in order. 

Please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode 16 page 214 where the prophets say …

Milkman	Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake baker's man. Good morning, madam, I'm a psychiatrist.
Lady	You look like a milkman to me.
Milkman	Good. (ticks form on his clipboard) I am in fact dressed as a milkman... you spotted that - well done.
Lady	Go away.
Milkman	Now then, madam. I'm going to show you three numbers, and I want you to tell me if you see any similarity between them. (holds up a card saying '3' three times)
Lady	They're all number three.
Milkman	No. Try again.
Lady	They're all number three?
Milkman	No. They're all number three. (he ticks his board again) Right. Now. I'm going to say a word, and I want you to say the first thing that comes into your head. How many pints do you want?

Open your hymnal to page 27 and join us in singing “A Plea for Toleration and Understanding”

Never be rude to an Arab
An Israeli, or Saudi, or Jew
Never be rude to an Irishman
No matter what you do

Now please open The Holy Text volume 2 to episode 45 page 338 where the prophets say …

Attenborough: (slapping the side of a tree) Well here it is at last ... the goal of our quest. After six months and three days we've caught up with the legendary walking tree of Dahomey, Quercus Nicholas Parsonus, resting here for a moment, on its long journey south. It's almost incredible isn't it, to think that this huge tree has walked over two thousand miles across this inhospitable terrain to stop here, maybe just to take in water before the two thousand miles on to Cape Town, where it lives. It's almost unimaginable, I find - the thought of this mighty tree strolling through Nigeria, perhaps swaggering a little as it crosses the border into Zaire, hopping through the tropical rain forests, trying to find a quiet grove where it could jump around on its own, sprinting up to Zambia for the afternoon, then nipping back ... (a native whispers in his ear) Oh, super ... well, I've just been told that this is not in fact the legendary walking tree of Dahomey, this is one of Africa's many stationary trees, Arborus Barnbet Gaseoignus. In fact we've just missed the walking tree... it left here at eight o'clock this morning... was heading off in that direction... so we'll see if we can go and catch it up. Come on boys.

Homily: Parishioners, In case anyone forgot just a few months ago the Socialist loonies currently in charge in Spain decided to hand out green cards to 500,000 “migrants” that had gotten into the country.  Naturally it turns out it was a million they handed out citizenship to (lying Socialists), and naturally within two months a million more had arrived expecting the same treatment.  So what has happened since?   

To start with a few weeks ago yet another million (estimated) “migrants” invaded Cueta, the Spanish name for their chunk of North Africa stolen from Morocco in the 1800’s (https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/spains-ceuta-invaded-thousands-illegals-and-military-aged-men-storm-border-morocco).  Naturally the Legacy Media whores went into action and claimed that it was all just a big misunderstanding and the Cueta “Migrants” had all gone home (https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/no-spanish-invaders-have-not-all-just-gone-home).  This, of course, turned out to be a patent lie.  The reality was that they were still there and within a week complaining the: prices, hospitality of the actual citizens, and lack of “activities” (https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/entitled-migrants-complain-about-hospitality-and-prices-after-invading-spanish)!  I wonder how long it will take these “migrants” to find some “migrant” appropriate activities? 

Naturally, not very long.  Two weeks into the “Migrant”vasion video reports are already surfacing showing rampant destruction to the region, the ubiquitous locals terrified to allow their children, or pets, out of their homes.  And multiple reports of rapes of local women and children (https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/it-was-destroyed-just-days).  Unlike the past attempts to sweep all reports under the rug and chock them up to “racists”, this time around the EU has responded differently.  Out of the 27 member nations in the EU, 22 have demanded action to stop the “Migrant”vasion and remove the participants.  Some nations like Italy have begun refusing the open borders rules of the EU for people from Spain (https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/crazy-footage-shows-migrants-rampaging-breaking-homes-after-invading-spain).  I guess if the optics are bad enough even the Eurotrash will turn on the open borders nonsense. 

Amen

Please join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” second verse. 

Oh Please don’t lightly

poach us,  Or Baste us with hot fat,

Don’t fricassee or roast us,    Or boil us in a vat,

And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord,  In a Rotissomat.