The Second Week of Silly Time.

 

Welcome to the Second week of “Silly Time”. Year Six/Seven

Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional  “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1

O LORD, please don’t burn us,   Don’t grill or toast your flock,

Don’t put us on the barbecue,  Or simmer us in stock,

Don’t braise or bake or boil us,  Or stir fry us in a wok. 

Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional  “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1

O LORD, please don’t burn us,   Don’t grill or toast your flock,

Don’t put us on the barbecue,  Or simmer us in stock,

Don’t braise or bake or boil us,  Or stir fry us in a wok. 

Welcome to the Second Week of “Silly Time”, The six week period between when the gifts of the prophets were bestowed upon Britain and when the same gifts were poured out upon the colonies.  This is a time of solemn introspection and reflection on our lives and their direction. 

Please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode 11 page 146 where the prophets say …

Canning	The stuff of history is indeed woven in the woof. Pearl Harbour. There are pages in history's book which are written on the grand scale. Events so momentous that they dwarf man and time alike. And such is the Battle of Pearl Harbour, re-enacted for us now by the women of Barley Townswomen's Guild.
	Cut to a muddy corner of a field. Miss Rita Fairbanks stands talking straight to camera. Behind her lurk five more pepperpots.
Canning	(voice over) Miss Rita Fairbanks - you organized this reconstruction of the Battle of Pearl Harbour - why?
Rita	Well we've always been extremely interested in modern drama ... we were of course the first Townswomen's Guild to perform 'Camp On Blood Island', and last year we did our extremely popular re-enactment of 'Nazi War Atrocities'. So this year we thought we would like to do something in a lighter vein...
Canning	So you chose the Battle of Pearl Harbour?
Rita	Yes, that's right, we did.
Canning	Well I can see you're all ready to go. So I'll just wish you good luck in your latest venture.

Please open your hymnal to page 16 and join us in singing “Bing Tidde Tiddle Bong”. 

Bing Tiddle Tiddle Bang,    Bung Tiddle Tiddle Bang,

Bung Tiddle Tiddle Tiddle Tiddle Tiddle,

Bung Tiddle Tiddle Bong,    Bung Tiddle Tiddle Bing,

Bung Tiddle Tiddle Bang,

Bing Tiddle Tiddle,    Bang Tiddle Tiddle,    Bong Tiddle Tiddle,

Bing Tiddley Ding Ding Bang Bong.

 

Please recite with me from memory the birth scene from Monty Python’s “The Meaning of Life”…

Obstetrician 1: Get the EEG, the BP monitor, and the AVV.

Obstetrician 2: And get the machine that goes 'ping!'.

Obstetrician 1: And get the most expensive machine - in case the Administrator comes.

Patient: What do I do?

Obstetrician: Nothing, dear, you're not qualified.

Hospital Administrator: Ah, I see you have the machine that goes 'ping!'. This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to - that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.

[The doctors and onlookers applaud.]

Hospital Administrator: Thank you, thank you. We try to do our best. Well, do carry on.

[As the doctors drop the baby into an incubator, the mother looks up.]

Patient: Is it a boy or a girl?

Obstetrician: Now, I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it, don't you? Now, a word of advice. You may find that you suffer for some time a totally irrational feeling of depression. PND is what we doctors call it. So it's lots of happy pills for you, and you can find out all about the birth when you get home. It's available on Betamax, VHS, and Super 8.

Homily: Parishioners, I thought this week would be appropriate to look at what we here in America will face in the coming years.  We have but to look at Europe who went further and farther down the hell chute of Illegal invasion than we did and thus are reaping the whirlwind sooner.  In Germany it was decided in the midst of the heat wave they have experienced to begin reserving public times for only migrants (https://www.berliner-zeitung.de/article/volksbuehne-pool-tag-nur-fuer-schwarze-community-sorgt-fuer-streit-10284856).  Probably caused by the number of actual German women getting raped if they showed up at the pool.  The scandal eventually resulted in the plan being pulled, but the end goal is still in view.

Meanwhile the Labour party of Britain continues its goal of getting the country completely over run by their illegal vermin.  Recently the government put out pamphlets tell migrants that they should not abuse children or rape women (https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/how-can-be-real).   What an amazing sign of just how “well” the migration is proceeding.  Additionally in old “blighty” The U.K. high court recently ruled that the English and British flags are “signs of hate and division” (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/uk-high-court-moves-ban-display-english-and-british-flags).  So you are still allowed to fly the crosses for St George and the Union Jack on your own property, putting them up on public land illegal! 

In the final insult to Western Civilization, the Labour government is bringing back the Blasphemy Laws, removed by Tony Blair’s government, but ONLY to protect Islam (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/blasphemy-law-back-retired-british-police-officer-fined-islam-joke).  I predict that another Islamic practice will soon be allowed as a “cultural touchstone” for the illegals in Britain – Stoning!  That way the illegals can enforce their laws directly and Labour will not have to officially help them any more. 

Amen

Please join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” second verse. 

Oh Please don’t lightly

poach us,  Or Baste us with hot fat,

Don’t fricassee or roast us,    Or boil us in a vat,

And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord,  In a Rotissomat.