The First Week of Silly Time Year 6/7

 

Welcome to the First week of “Silly Time”. Year Six/Seven

Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional  “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1

O LORD, please don’t burn us,   Don’t grill or toast your flock,

Don’t put us on the barbecue,  Or simmer us in stock,

Don’t braise or bake or boil us,  Or stir fry us in a wok. 

 

Welcome to the First Week of “Silly Time”, The six week period between when the gifts of the prophets were bestowed upon Britain and when the same gifts were poured out upon the colonies.  This is a time of solemn introspection and reflection on our lives and their direction. 

Please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode 13 page 168 where the prophets say …

Doctor   Mr Burtenshaw?

Man   Me, Doctor?

Doctor   No, me doctor, you Mr Burtenshaw. 

Man   My wife, Doctor?

Doctor   No.  Your wife patient, me Doctor.

Sister    Come this way please.

Man   Me, Sister?

Doctor   No. She Sister.  Me Doctor.  You Mr Burtenshaw. 

Nurse Doctor Walters? 

Doctor   Me, Nurse (to Sister)  You Mr Burtenshaw, (to man) She Sister, You Doctor. (to Nurse).

Nurse   No Doctor.

Doctor   No Doctor, Call ambulance.  Keep warm. 

Please open your hymnal to page 39 and join us in singing “A Medical Love Song” First verse. 

Inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile,

I’ve had ballanital chancroids for quite a little while,

I gave my heart to NSU that lovely night in June,

I ache for you, my darling, and I hope you get well soon.

 

Please open the Holy Text volume 2 to episode 28 page 63 where the prophets uttered …

Alan  Well, last week we showed you how to become a gynaecologist, And this week on ‘How to do it’ we’re going to show you how to play the flute, how to split an atom, how to construct a box girder bridge, how to irrigate the Sahara Desert and make vast new areas of land cultivatable, but first, here’s Jackie to tell you how to rid the world of all known diseases.
Jackie   Hello,  Alan.
Alan   Hell, Jackie.
Jackie   Well, first of all become a doctor and discover a marvelous cure for something, and then, when the medical profession really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right so there’ll never be any diseases ever again.
Alan   Thanks, Jackie.  Great idea  ...

Homily: Parishioners, as we start the transition from year Six to Seven I thought we should take some positive news into focus.  This time around I will be looking at some recent news stories concerning medical issues of a positive nature (mostly).  Naturally I would be remiss to not point out the continued Democan run of policy errors that have inevitably bad consequences.  This time I thought that a recent story from Los Angelos County would fulfill the bill.  It seems that LA County has experienced a return of “Medieval Times” quite literally with flea borne diseases like Typhus skyrocketing throughout the county (https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/medieval-diseases-have-returned-los-angeles).  With Bubonic Plague endemic in other western bastions of Democan ideology like New Mexico and Colorado, Typhus rocking LA LA Land just some how seems appropriate.  I am sure that their homeless junkies and illegals will prove instrumental in containing the spread.  

Meanwhile in Washington the government grinds ever closer to bring the serial Beagle abuser Anthony Fauci to account for his various crimes against humanity.  The newest broadside against “Captain CoVID” came in the form of an ABC expose of how Fauci suppressed an early story/evidence that the virus leaked from a lab (https://www.zerohedge.com/covid-19/fauci-hiding-abc-censorship-bombshell-explodes).  This one in conjunction with his disastrous “testimony” before congress has Fauci and his lawyers scrambling.  Now starting a “legal defense fund” to try and raise money from halfwits who still believe the lying leprechaun (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/faucis-lawyers-set-legal-defense-fund ).  However this goes it will be hilarious, fools and their money are soon parted. 

Finally, some brilliant questions were recently raised regarding immunization schedules in the US.  As RFK jr continues his Make America Healthy Again (MAHA) work, he has now turned his cites on the immunization OD in America, reducing the number of shots as well as actual things being inoculated.  Now some brave reporters have stepped up and began pointing out just how out of whack the current American system has become thanks to big pharma bribing the “doctwhores” (https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/if-other-countries-give-fewer-shots-why-cant-we-ask-why).  In Britain a child receives shots for up to 25 diseases, Japan 22, Spain 18 and Germany 15.  Yet in the United States the old recommendation called for 75 different diseases!  If all these shots are so important why do we have our kids suffering through three times as many as our closest nation?  I think we can avoid exposing our kids to Hepatitis and instead focus on teaching them not to use IV drugs and have unprotected sex! 

Amen

Please join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” second verse. 

Oh Please don’t lightly

poach us,  Or Baste us with hot fat,

Don’t fricassee or roast us,    Or boil us in a vat,

And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord,  In a Rotissomat.