The Sixteenth Week of Extra Ordinary Time

Welcome to the Sixteenth week of Extra Ordinary Time. Year Six

Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional  “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1

O LORD, please don’t burn us,   Don’t grill or toast your flock,

Don’t put us on the barbecue,  Or simmer us in stock,

Don’t braise or bake or boil us,  Or stir fry us in a wok. 

Thank you, it is good to hear you are in such high spirits, although the prophets do not agree with your “outlook” on life because of governmental incompetence. 

 Please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode 23 page 317 where the prophets say …

Praline	Excuse me, I would like to buy a fish license, please. (the man behind the counter points to next grille; to camera) The man's sign must be wrong. I have in the past noticed a marked discrepancy between these post office signs and the activities carried on beneath. But soft, let us see how Dame Fortune smiles upon my next postal adventure! (he goes to next grille) Hello, I would like to buy a fish licence, please.
Man	A what?
Praline	A license for my pet fish, Eric.
Man	How did you know my name was Eric?
Praline	No no no, my fish's name is Eric, Eric the fish. 'E's an 'alibut.
Man	A what?
Praline	He is an halibut.
Man	You've got a pet halibut?
Praline	Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.
Man	You must be a loony.
Praline	I am not a looney! Why should I be tied with the epithet looney merely because I have a pet halibut? I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabardo has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a looney; furthermore, Dawn Pailthorpe, the lady show-jumper, had a clam, called Stafford, after the late Chancellor, Allan Bullock has two pikes, both called Chris, and Marcel Proust had an haddock! So, if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche du temps perdu' a looney, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

Open your hymnal to page 21 and join us in singing “Here comes another 1” both verses

Here comes another one,  Here it comes again
Here comes another one,  When will it ever end?

I know whatever it is,  I've not seen one before
But here comes another one,  And here comes a bunch of 'em
Here comes another one,  Thank God I'm not having lunch with them

 

Now please open The Holy Text volume 2 to episode 38 page 227 where the prophets say …

Continuity Voice	Tomorrow night comedy returns to BBC TV with a new series of half-hour situation comedies for you to spot the winners. Ronnie Thompson stars in 'Dad's Doctor'... (cut to a doctor with no trousers)
	SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'DAD'S DOCTOR'
Continuity Voice	... the daffy exploits of the RAMC training school. He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore. (medical students run past him waving bras) Newcomer Veronica Papp plays the girl with the large breasts. (a young lady runs past wearing only briefs)

Homily: Parishioners, The Western World continues to spiral out of control due to the attempted “Replacement” of Citizens with “migrants” and seems to have reached some sort of “tipping point”.  The “Migrants” not only continue their violent attacks on Westerners (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/manhunt-underway-islamic-state-suspect-after-deadly-car-attack-berlin-pride-parade), with another “Migrant” getting into another car, armed with another machete and creating another terrorist attack on a Pride event in Germany.  While another “Migrant” who managed to win an election with less than 25% of the vote and is now the mayor of a French town calls for “Revolution” in France by the “Migrants” (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/its-either-us-or-them-far-left-french-mayor-calls-insurrection-if-conservatives-win) if the Conservatives win the upcoming election.  Meanwhile in Britain terrorist attacks using cars have become so common that a new mobile anti car attack tool has become common sight at all events.  This tool has been nicknamed the “Diversity Barrier” (https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/uk-cities-roll-out-more-diversity-barriers-vehicle-ramming-threat-now-norm) by “small minded bigots” who do not understand the great value these “migrants” add to western countries (grooming gangs, terrorist attacks etc.).  However the fact that these barriers have been officially developed in an effort to “keep car ramming down” tells us that the name is supremely appropriate. 

Here in America things are little better as a “DACA” boy who has live illegally in the country for more than 20 years turned out to be the ringleader of a would be terrorist drone attack intended for the recent UFC fight at the White House (https://www.dhs.gov/news/2026/06/18/alleged-ringleader-ufc-terrorist-plot-mexican-illegal-alien).  Meanwhile our “dear friends to the north – Canadabad, are allowing a terrorist a week to attempt to cross into the US (https://www.csis.org/analysis/us-canada-border-security-fireside-chat-sec-markwayne-mullin-and-hon-gary-anandasangaree).  With “Friends” like that, who needs enemies?

However, in Britain one of the Prophets has spoken, and while he is beset by small minded idiots who incessantly attempt to attack both the messenger and the message, the Prophet continues to speak both truth and wisdom.  As the magisterial John Cleese explains “Some cultures are simply better than others” (https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/john-cleese-some-cultures-are-better-others).  The simple facts are that if all cultures were equal, why would the “migrants” be leaving their homes?  More importantly, if their cultures have something wrong with them, hence people are “migrating”, why would we want to have their culture taking root in the western world?  The Great Prophet speaks, will you heed his words? 

Amen

Please join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” second verse. 

Oh Please don’t lightly

poach us,  Or Baste us with hot fat,

Don’t fricassee or roast us,    Or boil us in a vat,

And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord,  In a Rotissomat.