The eighteenth and last week of Ordinary time.

 

Welcome to the Eighteenth and final week of Ordinary Time.

Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional  “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1

O LORD, please don’t burn us,   Don’t grill or toast your flock,

Don’t put us on the barbecue,  Or simmer us in stock,

Don’t braise or bake or boil us,  Or stir fry us in a wok. 

Thank you for that Aggressive rendition of our processional it puts me in a mood for aggression.  Now please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode 16 page 218 where the prophets say …

Dr Cream	Ah, come in. Now what seems to be the matter?
Boniface	I have this terrible feeling of déjà vu.
	Repeat same clip from Boniface entering.
Dr Cream	Ah, come in. Now what seems to be the matter?
Boniface	I have this terrible feeling of déjà vu..
	Repeat clip again. SUPERIMPOSED CREDITS
Dr Cream	Ah, come in. Now what seems to be the matter?
Boniface	I have this terrible feeling of déjà vu..

 

Open your hymnal to page 23 and join us in singing “Lumber Jack Song” verse 2

And there will be showers sometimes heavy in many,  Oh sod it, I didn't wanna do this
I don't wanna be a weather forecaster,  

I don't wanna rabbit on all day about sunny periods
And patches of rain spritting from the west,  I wanted to be
A lumberjack!,  Leaping from tree to tree

Now please open The Holy Text volume 2 to episode 26 page 30 where the prophets say …

First Miner	Don't you talk to me like that, you lying bastard.
	He hits the second miner and a fight starts.
Second Miner	You bleeding pig. You're not fit to be down a mine.
First Miner	Typical bleeding Rhondda, isn't it. You think you're so bloody clever.
	They writhe around on the floor pummelling each other. The foreman comes in.
Foreman	You bloody fighting again. Break it up or I'll put this pick through your head. Now what's it all about?
First Miner	He started it.
Second Miner	Oh, you bleeding pig, you started it.
Foreman	I don't care who bloody started it. What's it about?
Second Miner	Well ... he said the bloody Treaty of Utrecht was 1713.
First Miner	So it bloody is.
Second Miner	No it bloody isn't. It wasn't ratified 'til February 1714.
First Miner	He's bluffing. You're mind's gone, Jenkins. You're rubbish.
Foreman	He's right, Jenkins. It was ratified September 1713. The whole bloody pit knows that. Look in Trevelyan, page 468.
Third Miner	He's thinking of the Treaty of bloody Westphalia.
Second Miner	Are you saying I don't know the difference between the War of the bloody Spanish Succession and the Thirty bloody Years War?
Third Miner	You don't know the difference between the Battle of Borodino and a tiger's bum.

 

Homily  Parishioners, now Libtard Democan policies are accelerating their damage on America.  Just like in Europe, as the libtards perform their “Replacement” plan we see the new “Americans” striking out at western religious groups.  One recent study finds that all across America the number of churches being attacked is skyrocketing (https://www.theblaze.com/news/attacks-on-churches-have-skyrocketed-in-recent-years-and-the-trend-is-accelerating?utm_medium=email&utm_source=premium-trending-ns&utm_campaign=PremiumNS%20Feb%2027%2C%202024&tpcc=email-ns-premium-trending).  That is right the once upon a time third world and European problem of immigrants attacking the established religions to make way for their own religions is being repeated in America.  Where is out president, when not drooling on some young girl?  Ignoring the attacks! 

Meanwhile in Chiraq, gang violence is so rampant that the city government has taken a new tack to deal with the problem – they are asking the gang member to “please refrain” from shooting anyone between the hours of 9 AM and 9 PM (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/chicago-official-suggests-purge-style-ordinance-gun-violence-prevention).  I am sure that the well mannered gang members will honor such a well worded request! 

Finally, as Chiraq descends further into Democan induced insanity, in Philadelphia the call is now out to actually have a purge to solve the problem (https://www.wpxi.com/news/local/big-changes-pittsburgh-bureau-police-staffing-are-effect/ME4OY4CRSVG4HHDA53GFEYENSU/).  Who would have thought that Pittsburgh would start the problem.  I am sure the idea will work better than it does in the movies. 

Amen

Please join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” second verse. 

Oh Please don’t lightly poach us,  Or Baste us with hot fat,

Don’t fricassee or roast us,    Or boil us in a vat,

And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord,  In a Rotissomat.