The Seventeenth Week of Extra Ordinary Time

 

Welcome to the Seventeenth Week of Extra Ordinary Time. 

Please open your Hymnal to page 3 and join in our processional  “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” Verse 1

O LORD, please don’t burn us,   Don’t grill or toast your flock,

Don’t put us on the barbecue,  Or simmer us in stock,

Don’t braise or bake or boil us,  Or stir fry us in a wok. 

Thank you, your voices soared today, it helped drown out the illegals scootering by after robbing the liquor store across the street.  

Please open The Holy Text volume 1 to episode 5 page 60 where the prophets say …

Policeman	I must warn you, sir, that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed, and trained to sniff out certain substances, but is also a junkie.
Young Man	What are you after ... ?
Policeman	(pulling a brown paper package from out of his pocket, very badly and obviously) Oo! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Here is a brown paper bag I have found on the premises. I must confiscate this, sir, and take it with me for clinical examination.
Young Man	Wait a minute. You just got that out of your pocket.
Policeman	What?
Young Man	(takes it) Well what's in it anyway? (opens it) Sandwiches.
Policeman	Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

Open your hymnal to page 18 and join us in singing “Oliver Cromwell” verse 4

And Cromwell sent Colonel Pride to purge the House of Commons
Of the Presbyterian Royalists leaving behind only the rump Parliament
Which appointed a High Court at Westminster Hall to indict
Charles, the first for tyranny, ooh! Charles was sentenced to death
Even though he refused to accept that the court had jurisdiction
Say goodbye to his head

Now please open The Holy Text volume 2 to episode 29 page 81 where the prophets say …

Son	There's a dead bishop on the landing.
Woman	Where did that come from?
Son	What do you mean?
Woman	What's its diocese?
Son	Well it looked a bit Bath and Wellsish to me.
Man	I'll go and have a look. (goes out)
Woman	I don't know who keeps bringing them in here.
Son	Well it's not me.
Woman	I've put three out by the bin and the dustmen won't touch 'em.
Man	(coming back) Leicester.
Woman	How do you know?
Man	Tattooed on the back of his neck. I'm going to call the police.
Woman	Shouldn't you call the Church?

Homily Parishioners, the Democan party has been calling for violence and “fighting back” against the federal government enforcing laws.  I thought this an appropriate week to look at some of the results of the Democan allowing millions of illegals into the country and now calling for “fighting back”. 

As a touchstone to start off I thought we should remember what barbarity these animals are capable.  In Ill nois(e) ICE agents continuing their heroic struggle in defense of our nation arrested one savage who is accused of murdering and decapitating the corpse of a woman (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/illegal-migrant-accused-decapitating-illinois-woman-captured-ice).  The only positive seems to be that once again the victim had been “helping” the illegal and this was how he showed his appreciation.  Remember, “no good deed goes unpunished!”

Meanwhile the Democan Party calls for “resistance” and “fighting back” have elicited a response from the criminal illegals.  Recently a border patrol agent was shot in the face by a “Hispanic Male” in New York City (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/manhattan-shooting-border-patrol-agent-shot-face-suspects-described-hispanic-males).  Fortunately, the agent survived and shot his attacker, the imbecile illegal was caught seeking medical assistance at a local hospital.  That is one more illegal getting out after their sentence is completed, but as our first story this week showed, many of the incidents do not end up as well for our citizens. 

Finally, as we contemplate the dangers we face in our own country, it is also important to note and acknowledge the tragedy for many of the illegals that is also ongoing.  Recent testimony given to a House of Representatives committee details how government agencies (under the pseudoBiden administration) and NGO’s have been hijacked by criminals and are being used as source for “slave” labor illegals – including CHILDREN (https://www.cbs19news.com/watch-house-committee-dives-into-ngos-involvement-in-the-border-crisis/article_6b7e5274-f7fe-5f83-970f-1da50d6f7f9f.html)!  During the pseudoBiden administration the situation was so bad that even when trafficked children managed to get their hands on a phone and called government agency “hotlines” to ask for help and report their situation, the call centers ignored the children’s pleas.  So much evil, all from a small minded group of idiots who decided that they wanted to ignore the laws for four years! 

Amen

Please join us in our recessional on page 3 of your hymnal “O Lord Please Don’t Burn Us” second verse. 

Oh Please don’t lightly poach us,  Or Baste us with hot fat,

Don’t fricassee or roast us,    Or boil us in a vat,

And please don’t stick thy servants, Lord,  In a Rotissomat.